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Monday, August 11, 2008

Gender Differences in Friendship

Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Hazel Blue???

Today I received a lesson in eye colors... My daughter, Alexandria, was born on July 26th of this year. Today was our appointment at birth registrations in order to get her birth certificate finalized and her passport paperwork generated (we currently reside in Okinawa, Japan). As I was filling out... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Hell Explained by Chemistry Student

*Note - I did NOT write this. This has been going around on the internet for several years now, but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever read. I post it here for your enjoyment in case you missed it... HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

An e-mail excerpt from my little brother while he was at the Air Force Academy. I laughed my ass off when I read this, so I bring it to you. Enjoy......I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way in hell paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Things to Think About...

IS ATHEISM IS A NON-"PROPHET" ORGANIZATION? IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? (sorry to spoil the fun on this one but to those who don't know the difference: the claim never was that we evolved from monkeys and apes but that monkeys, apes, and we evolved... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Things I Learned From Watching "Vantage Point"

*NOTE* If you haven't seen the movie yet, there are plot spoilers below. You've been warned... After watching Vantage Point recently, I had the following observations... 1) If you want to take out a U.S. President, you need to first turn one of his Secret Service detail, preferrably a foreign... Sign in to see full entry.

Videogame Violence or The Subject of Ownage

Today's society is one rife with violence and crime on a level previously unseen or heard of even 10 short years ago. Modern sociologists and political scientists will point to the rapid development of popular forms of entertainment like those found on the internet and in interactive media like... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Installing a Husband

My mother-in-law recently sent me her tech support request and the customer service response...enjoy. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications,... Sign in to see full entry.

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