Marineair's Anecdotes and Opinions

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Motivation

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Coolness

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fantasy Football

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Monday, March 30, 2009

Spetsnaz

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Field Trip

I apologize for not writing much in the past month. I'm taking a team of Marines into Afghanistan soon, and I'll be gone for several months at the least. I can't say where exactly, but I've been led to believe that we may have some internet access there. To that end, I'll leave my accounts active in... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

NEW TWIST IN MILITARY NOMENCLATURE

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ' An old Master... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Teamkillers

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Friday, September 12, 2008

The Chewbacca Defense

Following is an appeal transposed from a PDF sent to me recently. I've looked into it, and to the best of my knowledge, this is an actual appeal to an actual offense by a member of the Air Force Reserves. I've left bad grammar and spelling as the original composer wrote it. I submit for your... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 8, 2008

A Dilbert Moment in the Marines...

The following is a directly quoted conversation that I had with my Commanding Officer last week that reminded me a lot of a certain comic strip... CO:... By the way, I put your name up for an OPT (Operational Planning Team) up at MEF (Marine Expeditionary Force). Me: (Nodding) Okay, sir... CO: It's... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 1, 2008

The Marriage Interview

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she... Sign in to see full entry.

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