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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Indian Winter..........................................

INDIAN WINTER IT WAS ALREADY LATE FALL AND THE INDIANS ON A REMOTE RESERVATION IN SOUTH DAKOTA ASKED THEIR NEW CHIEF IF THE COMING WINTER WAS GOING TO BE COLD OR MILD. SINCE HE WAS A CHIEF IN A MODERN SOCIETY HE HAD NEVER BEEN TAUGHT THE OLD SECRETS. WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE SKY HE COULDN'T TELL WHAT... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Some Foolishness.....................................

I had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** I am neither for nor against apathy. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Maggie and Offy, live and uncensored...........................

This is MaggieMae's house This is Maggie & Offy hanging out Relief for Maggie is just a lift away Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

You have got to read this one! Had to be embarrassing, but really funny!..

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Kids Are So Quick..................................

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Two down and three to go....................

Just to let everybody know. One sister is home and out of the hospital, I still don't know how her tests came out. The sister with the bleeding problem, had the test done yesterday. She has a bleeding ulcer in her stomach. That is where she is losing her blood. Doctor can fix that by changing her... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Offy Update VI

Hi, everybody.. Just a quickie to let you know Offy is home. YAH! She's still too weak for sitting up and blogging, but it won't be long. Right now she needs to rest. She's actually not allowed to do anything. It bothers me a lot that she's alone, but maybe one of her kids can go to her. I really... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Offy Update V

Hi, everybody, Well, just a quick post to let you know that I talked to Offy this morning. She was a lot more alert and able to talk to me. I asked her is she was sleeping and eating ok and she reports that she is doing both. I told her eating heals, so she must eat. (Actually, I think I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Offy update IV

Hi, everybody, Well, we set out his morning, first stop the foot doctor. He had for both of us a cortisone shot in the heel. My husband and I both have heel spurs and that inflammation is pretty painful. We're good for another two weeks. It was almost a three-hour drive to the hospital where Offy... Sign in to see full entry.

Offy Update III

Hi, everybody, Things are much better this morning. I just talked to Offy. She is still in intensive care, but she says she feels ok. I have to go to my appointment (yes, Ariala, I enjoyed my bath. hahah), but will give you more news later. She sounded pretty good. I'm seriously thinking of going up... Sign in to see full entry.

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