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Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Sands of Christmas............................

THE SANDS OF CHRISTMAS The following is an original poem, both thought-provoking....and thanks-provoking. Well worth reading during this Christmas Season. THE SANDS OF CHRISTMAS By Michael Marks I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh, And looked across the table where the bills were... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Blonde's Year In Review (posting this for my sister, Offy)...............

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! *********** March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Poem to Mom; Mom's Reply and Thoughts.......................

To all those with teenagers, children who will be teenagers, have already raised teenagers, even those who will be parents one day, or anyone who would just like a laugh! Poem to Mom My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

This is what you call good planning........................................

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. 'He's a funeral director,' she... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Time Goes By..................................

- This is a wonderful piece by Michael Gartner, editor of newspapers large and small and president of NBC News. In 1997, he won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial writing. It is well worth reading, and a few good chuckles are guaranteed. TIME GOES BY My father never drove a car. Well, that's not quite... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

What retired people do to make their days interesting..............

If you were or are ever asked this question, here is a great answer! Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Frances and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Darwin Awards 2007.......................

Darwin awards 2007 Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38 - caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Why God Created Children ((and in the process, grandchildren).......

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... there is something to make you chuckle. THE FIRST KIDS by Bill Cosby Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A little Thanksgiving humor........................

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York City two days before Thanksgiving. “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing," he says. "Forty-five years is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 16, 2007

The Scotsman and the Dentist...............................

A Scotsman asks a dentist the cost of a tooth extraction. '$85 for an extraction, sir', was the dentist's reply. '$85!!!! can ye no do it cheaper, lad?' 'That's the normal charge,' said the dentist. 'Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?' 'That's unusual sir, but I could do it and knock off... Sign in to see full entry.

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