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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Little Timmy Becomes A Gentleman

Little Timmy had a bad habit of leaving the toilet seat up when he was finished using the john. His mother tried to teach him but to no avail until one day his father shamed him into putting the seat down. He told him he was not a true gentleman if he didn't put the seat down. Since little Timmy... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

On Writing A Screenplay

James likes that oft used Kurt Vonnegut quote, "and so it goes." So do I. I used to use it a lot in my writing. Copy cat. I know. What have you been writing lately? I'm working on a screenplay about a boy and his dog. Oh, Is that Lassie. No, that's been done. This is about a pit bull who attacks... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 16, 2018

Jimmy Dean AKA John Doe Not The Sausage Man

Jimmy Dean kept getting mistaken for the famous one and he didn't like it. Today he was going to change his name. He'd picked out a name after much careful deliberation. It would be John Doe. Now if he were mistaken it would be for the entire family of man. Not sure he liked that either but at least... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Mary Invites Unoda A Jungle Tribesman Home With Her: A Hot Date Indeed!

Mary went to the Amazon and stayed with missionaries. She thought they beat the bible too much but they seemed very kind. She met Unoda a tribesman from the jungle. He was ready for an adventure so Mary brought him home to Minnesota. He thought the summer was much like the jungle. Except not as hot.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Bill's Well Used Library Card

Bill was an avid reader. Right now he was reading The Shack By William Paul Young. He'd seen the movie when it came out a few years ago and now he was enjoying the book. He would be returning to the library when he was almost finished to get a new novel. Maybe this time he'd finally read To Kill A... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Dr. Silkworth Receives The Usual Tie For Christmas

Just as he expected Julie came home from her Christmas in July shopping with socks, a tie and cologne. He'd requested a new dictionary but Julie had forgotten what the good doctor had ordered. For Julie's present Dr. Silkworth (let's call him George) found her some new kitchen utensils. She was a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Dr. Silkworth Plans Ahead

It was a dark and stormy night. Dr. Silkworth was home alone reading his bible. The Holy Bible not the American Journal of Medicine his other favorite read by choice. His wife was at the mall shopping for Christmas in July. They celebrated every year. He would do his shopping on Saturday. He hoped... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Dr. Silkworth On A Mission OR Sail Away Silkworth

Dr. Silkworth why are you giving so much money to charity? I don't give to just any charity. What is this Friendships.ORG? A humanitarian Christian org that supplies goods to disaster and war torn countries by ship. Have you ever sailed with them? Funny you should ask. I am going with them next... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 6, 2018

Mary Changes Her Cup of Tea

Mary gave up looking for Dr. Right and was into reading. Right now she was reading a Joyce Meyer book. Battlefield of the Mind. Mary thought it was good stuff and wondered how a woman like Joyce Meyer with only a high school education could write something like 120 books. So she wrote Meyer a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

CCT's Aunt Peggy Gets Dumped

Mary was dating CCT's Aunt Peggie when suddenly Dr. Right appeared on the horizon so she dumped the Peg for Sam Adams the man not the beer. She dated him for awhile until she discovered he was not what she had hoped for in a man. He loved his pet garder snake and talked to it like it could really... Sign in to see full entry.

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