Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Shellie Gets A New Ride

Hey Shellie, congrats on the new Mustang. Thanks, it was a birthday gift from Manuel. He gives good gifts. He's a lot like God that way. Yes, I suppose. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Ulterior Motives For Church Attendance

Henry, are you going to go to church today? Why not, nothing else to do. I can think of better reasons to go. Name one. That nurse Mary you're so fond of. I think Silkworth has spoken for her. You have a fighting chance, go for it. I might. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 16, 2018

Unoda's Lunch Is Interrupted

Unoda stop eating me. But you taste so good. We're not that close. Besides I am quite fond of Dr. Silkworth. Who's he? My boss and his wife just died and I think he might like me. What about me. You? You're just a vacation. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Mary Picks Up Unoda From The Amazon Jungle: Gets More Than A Bargain

Come hither. I'm right here, Unoda. Come a little closer. I'm in your arms, Unoda. Let me eat you. You know I'm not fond of oral sex, Unoda. No, let me take a bite out of you. Rats! I knew I should have stayed away from your tribe in the Amazon. It's true. We're cannibals. That's what the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Tom's Life

Hey Tom how ya feeling? Fine, why do you ask? Because you said you weren't feeling well. Oh, that was just my anxiety. I'm over it. That's good. Have you seen Shari yet? No, we broke up. I got tired of her stuttering. That did get old, didn't it? You said it! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

A Picnic For Mark

Hey Mark, what are you doing? I'm getting ready to go on a picnic. Where you headed? To the park. Is that the one where little Missy was abducted the girl from the book The Shack? She was a fictional character. And so are you! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Eavesdropping On A Phone Conversation

Hello. Yes. Uh huh. Yeah. Nice talking to you. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Mary's Sister Catalina On Getting Stoned

Catalina. Yes, Mary Would you like to try some Maui Wowie. No, you no I don't smoke pot. Aw, come on. You don't know what you're missing. It's a sin. Oh, you and sin. Can't have any fun. I have fun watching TBN and Joyce Meyer. She's a bible beater. Yes, I know and I love her for it. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 6, 2018

Katrinka Loves Kevin

Kevin I love you darling. Uhh. I wish you hadn't said that. Why true love? Because now I'm going to have to kill you. Please don't I'm only 74. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Shirley You Jest

Now class it's time for history. Please get out your books and turn your homework in. Ahh, my dog ate mine. Really? I thought your dog died last week. Oh that was Barfy. I got a new pup her name is Shirley. Well, Shirley you jest now turn your assignment in. I can't Shirley ate it. Well do it again.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Oh For The Joys Of Credit Cards

How much did you spend on fireworks? Two hundred dollars. That's outrageous! How can you afford that on your salary? I can't. I charged them. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Mike Swims For Pete

Hey Mike! Yeah, whas up? Not a lot. Are you going to go to the gym? No time. What about tomorrow. Maybe. Go swimming for me. Will do. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 2, 2018

That's Your Opinion!

Don't be silly! Wear your new dress. No, I look fat in it. Hog wash! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Only Jesus

I had a dream about another religion and it was bad. Yes, only Jesus is the way. Yes he is and I love him. Sign in to see full entry.

A Standard Greeting

How are you? Fine, thanks. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Classroom Interruptions

Okay class get out your Social Studies books. Oh joy, my favorite subject. Mine is Math. Yes, and how long have you had that problem? Class, quiet down. Shhh, we're going to discuss the Watts riots of the 1960's. Oh, that's history! Why don't we study something more recent? Shh. No time to talk... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Convenience Shopping

Did you go to the lumber yard? No, I cut down a tree. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

On Getting A Living

Watch for elephants! That's what my mom used to say to us when we were little and going somewhere. Really, I'm from Africa we really did have to watch for elephants. Why, so they wouldn't step on you? No, because we were poachers. Illegal poachers? Yes, my dad made good money that way. I guess you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

She Doesn't Buy Brawny Paper Towels

like I said I do not like the Brawny guy. Why not? he looks like a lumberjack. what's wrong with that? Dated one. Didn't like him. You shouldn't hold it against Brawny guy. No, I'll get these Dollar General brand paper towels instead. Suit yourself. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 25, 2018


I just love old Spot. He's so precious. I thought you were going to get that calico cat. Dogs are better companions. Cats are too cool. Cats can be comforting. Cats were worshiped in Egypt and the cats have not forgotten that. Don't you like Frieda? Frieda is a frog. So. Sign in to see full entry.

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