Wednesday, June 8, 2005
THEY SHOULD TAKE THEIR OWN ADVICE AND PUT THE HEAT ON GEORGE BUSH - SOON.
The planet's heating up, we're heading for disaster, yet Americans still won't take global warming seriously. And this despite the fact that just yesterday their own expert, Bruce Alberts, president of the US National Academy of Sciences, warned George Bush about the dangers of ignoring the threat....
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Tuesday, June 7, 2005
QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 TO REPLACE PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH.
To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical...
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Monday, June 6, 2005
THEY'RE THE STINGIEST, MOST SELF-INTERESTED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
George Bush is this week set to scupper Britain’s plan to double aid for Africa. Will Americans be surprised? Probably not – because in terms of generosity and altruism, they are the most stingy, self-interested givers in the developed world. Consider this: "[Americans] are regularly told by...
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Sunday, June 5, 2005
THEY MUST STOP RUINING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Americans - you are ruining the English language to such an extent that The Economist has produced a guide to stop its journalists repeating the worst excesses. Please read this extract, inwardly digest and improve. You are being watched. *Many Americanisms are unnecessarily long (so use and not...
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Saturday, June 4, 2005
L.E. GANT URGED TO GO FOLLOWING CALL FOR TOP BLOGGERS' RESIGNATIONS.
(I have chosen to depart from my usual message to make this important announcement). LE Gant, who today urged writers to choose between Blogit being a club or a marketplace, misses the point and should consider resigning. Blogit is already a marketplace - an internal one, as this extract from the...
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Friday, June 3, 2005
HERE'S HOW THEY CYNICALLY MANIPULATE THE WORLD TO MEET THEIR OWN ENDS.
Once again, let's get back to basics. You wonder why Americans are hated across the globe? Below are a few of the main reasons: * The US has been financing domestic growth through the savings of the rest of the word. *The US denies democratic control over their own economic destinies to over two...
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Thursday, June 2, 2005
SO TRY THESE REAL ENGLISH WORDS TO HELP IMPROVE THINGS.
US citizens - here's your next lesson in Real English, based on words from my handy little American English - English American guide, publishedby Abson Books. As before, the English words are on the left, your funny ones are on the right. (The reason for this is you drive on the righthand side of...
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WHAT THE BLEEP DOES ARIALA KNOW? I WOULD SUGGEST SWEET F.A.
When Ariala asks for people to have an open mind about What The Bleep Do We Know?! she is being disingenuous. What she is actually calling for is your unquestioning acceptance of this misleading American film and its outlandish message. As you may have already noticed, Ariala says she would rather...
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TOP SCIENTIST WARNS PEOPLE NOT TO SEE 'WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?!'
A leading scientist has warned people across the globe not to see the American film What The Bleep Do We Know? Simon Singh, who has a PhD in particle physics from Cambridge University, appeared on BBC Radio 4's Front Row show to tell them (among other things): I have spent my entire working life...
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005
THEIR 'WHAT THE BLEEP' NONSENSE IS CONTAMINATING SCIENCE
American pedlars of irrational and superstitious theories are slowly contaminating global understanding of science. Where's the truth? Sit through the new and idiotic film 'What the Bleep Do We Know?' It claims to be a serious study of the phlilosophical imiplications of quantum physics and there...
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