Monday, June 27, 2005
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? THEY HAVE NO OPINION TO EXPRESS.
Forgive me if I digress. But I was under the impression this Blogit category is for those with a strong desire to express their opinion on some burning issue or other. Right? Well actually no, not really. In MY opinion far too many American writers - and others - in this section have no opinion to...
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Sunday, June 26, 2005
THOUSANDS ARE PROFESSIONAL LIARS: ARE YOU AMONG THEM?
How many of you American bloggers are, were or intend to be professional liars – or, as they invariably prefer to be known, public relations or marketing executives? Every day, thousands of these creeps churn out words that embellish, distort or completely bend the truth. If you weren't already...
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Saturday, June 25, 2005
WARNING: THEIR HAMBURGERS COULD WELL BE CONTAMINATED BY MAD COW DISEASE.
Following confirmation of a second outbreak of mad cow disease the American government on Friday declared US beef safe to eat. Don't believe a word of it. For years the British government said exactly the same thing - and we all know how dangerous BSE has become in Britain. Speaking at a news...
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Friday, June 24, 2005
THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR EN-SUITE FROM THEIR EIDERDOWN.
You enjoyed my last English lesson so much I've decided to provide another. However, it seems you already knew some of the words as they are in everyday use across the States. Now take a look at the list below and let me how many of these words are familiar to you. NB Reproduced, as before, with...
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Thursday, June 23, 2005
... ESPECIALLY THAT BRAT MCENROE WHO'S STILL AT WIMBLEDON?
It's quite some time since I gave you an English lesson but with many of you likely to be joining John McEnroe at Wimbledon - he's commentating for the BBC - here's a quick guide to some useful words and phrases. NB Reproduced with thanks to The Very Best of British - and posted in the interest of...
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
NOW HEAR WHAT A PROMINENT INDIAN HAS TO SAY.
Americans are loathed throughout the world, as this extract from 'Why do people hate America?', by Ziauddin Sardar and Merryl Wyn Davies, makes clear: Indian novelist and critic Amit Chaudhuri compared various American governments to the former Indian prime Minister, Mrs Indira Gandhi. Mrs Gandhi...
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005
AT LAST! A CHANCE FOR YANKS TO SING THEIR OWN PRAISES
Since starting this blog back in Apil, countless people have written to me pointing out that Americans are not all bad. (Most such comments have come from Americans, of course!). But that's beside the point. My intention here is to spell out why millions across the world hate America and its...
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Monday, June 20, 2005
WARNING: THESE YANKEE WOMEN ARE SIMPLY AWFUL. (NAMES REVEALED).
As promised, here are a few more American icons everyone loves to hate. But, as you'll see, this time I've restricted my list to the fairer sex - although as we all know, they're not so very fair in the United States. As before, please add your own favourites and feel free to comment. Limey Madonna....
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Sunday, June 19, 2005
LET'S GET PERSONAL: THESE YANKS EVERYONE REALLY LOATHES. (NAMES REVEALED).
It's Sunday, the day of rest, and I idly started thinking about which Americans almost everyone loves to hate. I'm still compiling my list, but here are a few icons to get started with. What do you think? Limey Elvis Presley. This Deep South lout, among the first to gyrate his crotch on stage, duped...
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Saturday, June 18, 2005
WHAT WAS THE UNITED STATES UP TO IN FRIENDLY NEW ZEALAND?
First, I would like to thank the people who took the time to comment on my last post -'THE UNITED STATES HAS MEDDLED IN THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS OF THESE COUNTRIES' - many of whom made interesting and thoughtful observations. I promise to get back to you all tomorrow. Meanwhile, here are the remaining...
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