Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

Soooo, I was really late for school today, and therefore, ran out of the house without my hat and mittens. Needless to say, I am now deathly ill. (It was freezing outside; in fact, it's currently snowing.) Fortunately, my uncle was gracious enough to allow me to discuss his awesome collection of... Sign in to see full entry.

Something truly bizarre just happened to me a few minutes ago. Well, actually, not so much bizarre as peculiar. Or, maybe, more like odd. That's what it was. Odd. You know what? I was right the first time. It was bizarre. Although, surreal might be an even better word for what happened. No, that's... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, I'm watching the Monday Night Football game at this guy's house (some dude I'd never met before; he's one of James' dorky friends). Now, for privacy purposes, I'll just call him "Farquaad", which ( obviously ) is not his real name. It would be pretty cool if it was, though. At any rate, it's... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, I saw a couple movies over the weekend, which I figured I would briefly discuss here (seeing as, quite frankly, I have nothing better to do): The Nativity Story **1/2 Perhaps I would have been more moved, if I weren't so familiar with the subject matter... because, let's be honest, the story... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, I just got back from my vacation. Well, actually, it was several days ago, but I was too lazy to write sooner. At any rate, I have really huge news! I sold my first painting! Sort of. You see, I had sold my work before... but it always turned out to have been secretly bought by one of my... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, this morning, I buy a blueberry bagel at Dunkin' Donuts, but it tastes really old and stale. Therefore, humanitarian that I am, I offer it to this homeless guy, who's always sitting out back by the dumpster. HOBO (examining the bagel): I don't want this! It has teeth marks in it! ME: Soooo?... Sign in to see full entry.

Although it's awfully hard to narrow it down, I guess what I hate most about my aunt is her "holier than thou" attitude. I mean, just because I may not "attend church regularly" or always "treat others with dignity and respect", or because I might occasionally "dabble in black magic" or "perform... Sign in to see full entry.

Okay, there was something really, really interesting I was planning to write about, the minute I came home today... but, unfortunately, I got a little sidetracked*, and I forget what it was (I was going to say), now. Soooo, anyways, I'm going to leave this post here to remind me not to forget that... Sign in to see full entry.

How can anyone ever truly be happy, when life is so unfair? Just the other day, I was really hungry (because all I'd had for breakfast was three fourths of a Pop Tart), so I tried to buy some pretzels at a vending machine. But there was a malfunction, and the bag got stuck. So, it just kinda dangled... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, this morning, I'm standing at the corner, waiting for the light to change. All of a sudden, this old woman comes up to me and says, "Oh, it's so nice to see you again, Abigail. And my, look at how tall you've grown!" Now, I've never seen this woman before in my life, and have no idea who she... Sign in to see full entry.