Monday, May 7, 2007
You know, some people just don't know how to differentiate between an insult and constructive criticism. My best friend, Manon, is that way. I'm like, "Don't take it so personal, stupid!" Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
The Grounds For Sculpture
Soooo, my ghastly mother, repulsive brother, his imbecilic girlfriend, and my sweet self spent the day at the Grounds for Sculpture (which is this enormous sculpture park in New Jersey). Here are some of the highlights from the excursion: ~ I happen to overhear (while eavesdropping) an old couple... Sign in to see full entry.
Brief Statement Of Apology
Before I begin today, I'd like to issue a brief statement regarding my previous post: While in church this morning, I started to feel a little guilty about not calling for help yesterday when that fat guy fell in the river. You see, I had been under the impression that he would be fine. That the... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
A Beautiful Day
What a gorgeous day to go jogging! The sun is shining. The birds are singing. The ticks are jumping. Even those leering derelicts who hang around outside the public restrooms seem a little less menacing today. In fact, when I pass by, one of them actually smiles at me and says, "Be careful out... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 4, 2007
Dealing With Paranoia
There's this girl in my Interpretative Dance class, who I'm starting to suspect may have it in for me. It's the little things she does. Nothing that I can really pinpoint, exactly. A sideways glance here, a dirty look there. Oh, and one time, I overheard her say, "I really hate that girl Katia." And... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 3, 2007
My Review of Spiderman 3
Soooo, I went to see Spiderman 3 last night. And, I'm sorry to say, I came away very disappointed. First of all, the lines in the ladies room were terrible! And also, the stupid clerk badly over-buttered my popcorn, rendering it practically inedible! Oh, well. At least the movie was interesting.... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
A Brief Thought On The Unbelievable Self-Centeredness Of Some People
You know what I really hate? Self-centered people. For instance, I had a lunch date with Noelle today, and she just never showed up! Then she has the nerve to call me later on with some lame excuse. Something about being in some sort of accident or something. I wasn't really paying attention to the... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Most Terrifying Experience Of My Life! (And I Really Mean It This Time!)
Okay, soooo, you will not believe what just happened to me! A little while ago, I run in Rite Aid because I'm completely out of lip balm. It's really strange, though, because it's actually quite humid outside, and yet, curiously enough, my lips feel extremely dry. At any rate, as I traipse... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Wicked Weather Warning
Manon furrowed her brow, saying she sensed "dark clouds on the horizon". "Oh," I said, "I better run back and get my umbrella then." And everyone laughed at me. But just wait until the rains start, and they all get soaked. And there's me with my umbrella. We'll see who's laughing then. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Learning To Love Our Muslim Neighbors
Now, I must confess that when our new Middle-eastern neighbors* first moved in, I was a little apprehensive. However, over time, I have come to know and trust the Shaarawy family almost entirely. So much so, that I rarely ever call and report their suspicious activities any more. (I just sorta keep... Sign in to see full entry.