Thursday, September 23, 2004
Announcing A New Pearl of Wisdom From the Ever-Flappin’ Lips of Laughlines
“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can and should, but keep taking the easy way out -- blog.” Have a great day, uh -- “writing” -- fellow bloggers. lol
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004
HELP! I‘ve just read the headlines in my future, and IT AIN’T PRETTY FOLKS
Yesterday in the grocery line my eyes caught the big screaming headlines for the latest edition of The Globe: “Good Butt!” “Bad Butt!” “Stars best and worst bottoms.” Supporting the butt screaming headline were three pictures with captions. A photo of the backside of Cameron Diaz. Caption: “ Good...
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Monday, September 13, 2004
LOOKING OLD, HAGGARD? CHIN SAGGING? NO PROBLEM! GO SEE ANNA!
Last night my husband Steve and I went to buy our daughter’s furniture. If you’ve read my member profile (you mean you haven’t rushed right over to hang on every word and memorize my life story?? I’m shocked!!!) But if you had read my profile, you’d know that Steve and I are in the process of...
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Wednesday, September 1, 2004
HOW TO GET TOP RANKING ON BLOGIT WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
Here's a little piece of information for you. RainbowWriter is my friend. We live in the same town. I told her about Blogit. I said, “Hey RainbowWriter, come on over to Blogit and have some fun with me (and put 10 bucks in my pocket while you’re at it.)” So she did. Well, the weeks went by. And she...
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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
THE “PRESS” BUTTON AND AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BLOGIT STAFF
Dear Blogit Staff Members, I believe you have made a grave error in judgment in evicting from your site a blogger who had only one interest in mind: keeping your company on the moral -- not to mention the legal -- high ground. I speak, of course, of Tamara99 -- who selflessly did due diligence on...
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Sunday, August 29, 2004
QUESTION FOR THE DAY: “TO BE OR NOT TO BE?”……….SANE, THAT IS.........
“I had the strangest dream last night,” my husband Steve shared with me about an hour ago. “Oh yeah? What was it?” I asked, all ears. I’m always interested in dreams, because God has spoken to me through my dreams since I was 12 years old. “Well, you and I had gone up to Broadway, and we were in a...
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Friday, August 27, 2004
ODE TO WHIM AND ROOFPIG....................................................
Whim and Roofpig are my new best friends They saved me from self destruck-see-yun. My house made me puke, and boy I ain’t lyin’ “Eau de le chien”: Each whiff -- I was dyin’. It reeked so bad, that I penned a new post, Confessing the state of my house gone GROSS P-U in the pillow, P-U in the couch,...
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
MY HOUSE HAS REACHED AN ALL-TIME LOW, BLOGGERS
It pains me to say it. But it’s true. An all-time low. What kind of low? A PEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUU kibbles ‘n bits kibbles 'n bits stink bomb kind of low -- that’s what. I swore it would never happen to me. Me? Never! I would never be one of “those” people with one of “those“ houses….how disgusting....
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004
LOOK, I’LL TELL YOU A SECRET IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO LAUGH
Several years ago, while prowling around in one of my favorite haunts -- the local Barnes and Noble -- I happened upon a most intriguing book. The definitive reference book, giving the origins and meanings of the last names of families living in America today. Wow, cool. I instantly picked it up and...
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Monday, August 23, 2004
FEARING FOR MY SANITY BLOGGERS, FEARING FOR MY SANITY
I need an expert opinion. And since you all are trained analysts (pause for reflection), I knew I could come to you, because I honestly think I’ve gone over the edge this time. Why? Because I’ve started not just TREATing my dog Sugar as if she were human -- you know, giving her tidbits from the...
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