Wednesday, September 1, 2004
Charley's Bitchy Big Sister
Went to grocery. Carts gone. Batteries vanished. Jesus candles dwindling....
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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Let Us Pray
So there’s Old Lady With Rhinestone Cap Reading “High Maintenance,” Post...
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Monday, August 30, 2004
Synergy
Darth swept onboard today, stepping over bodies, demanding coffee between...
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Sunday, August 29, 2004
Flameless
I am typing this while watching the Closing Ceremonies of the Olympics, and...
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
It's Official
The Swift Boat controversy no longer needs assistance to be hilarious. When...
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Friday, August 27, 2004
Yet Another Inspiring Olympics Quote
(cue Olympics theme) MEN'S VOLLEYBALL QUARTER-FINAL 8:59 PM "You know, one...
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Rice Rice BABY!
The corporate bloodshed continues at The Evil Boring Day Job, with our new...
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
Life In a Battleground State
(That's right, two... TWO.. updates for the price of one! Boy, are you...
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Au Revoir, Suckers
There are all kinds of homecomings. Back gallops Gary “Riding Under the...
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Raise the Flag
NBC’s broadcasts of medal ceremonies other than the U.S.’s are snottily few...
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