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Monday, November 19, 2007

Chasing a Ghost

Chasing a Ghost by Ann E. Anderson © 2007 I wasn't looking for a man when I met him. In fact, I had sworn off men. To revisit an old cliche, I was putting the shattered pieces of my life back together, one microscopic shard at a time. And yet, there he was..he might as well have glowed like the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Eskimo's Solution

I am in a quandry. This is nothing new. Seems that I am always in a quandary; so maybe you all could help me with this one. Back to my current light reading, The Sociopath Next Door. According to the cultural practices of Eskimos, sociopaths are often pushed off the edged of the ice when no one is... Sign in to see full entry.

My Life Comes Down to Some Simple Percentages...

I am reading a fascinating book called The Sociopath Next Door. Now I know what you're all thinking. Yes, this book really does exist. It's not a figment of my terminally sarcastic sense of reality or not. While reading this work of art, I have surmised that my life can be summarized by a few... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Welcome Mat

The Welcome Mat Ann E. Anderson © copyright 2007 I walked up to the porch and there it was, neatly sitting just under the front door, all cute and cozy. It was a tidy mat adorned with fall leaves in all their "fallness". W E L C O M E it read in elaborate script. "Welcome," I whispered under my... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

The Funny Bone

The Funny Bone While purusing the classified section today, I tripped over something in lost and found. Lost: Funny bone. Last seen somewhere between Divorce Lane & No Victims Here Road. If found please call: 555-0033 I've been there before, I thought. Maybe someone found it by now. I had to find... Sign in to see full entry.

Return to Theydontgetit

Return to Theydontgetit Ann E, Anderson © 2007 I swore that I wouldn't. I swore that I wouldn't go there again. It was unavoidable. Geograhically speaking, Theydontgetit infiltrates large, finger-like tracts of land. Before you know it, you've driven into one of its suburbs. Bam! There you are... Sign in to see full entry.

The Land of Theydontgetit

The Land of Theydontgetit Ann E. Anderson copyright © 2007 I just returned from a trip to Theydontgetit, never wanting to visit again! It is filled with thieves and murders, rapists and child molesters, war mongers and politicians. The streets are dirty, the hotels dirtier. The food tastes good, but... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

The Body

The Body Ann E. Anderson copyright ©2007 She hear the sirens echoing in the distance and a fragment of her consciousness knew they were for her. She only vaguely remembered calling the police. On the edge of the wrap-around front porch she waited, feeling the ever present sur-real nature of her life... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 28, 2007

What Shape is Integrity?

What Shape is Integrity? What shape is integrity? Is it round or square? Animal or human? Does it plead for forgiveness, never knowing what it means to be forgiven? Does it profess love, only to use it like a tool? Does it feign responsibility and run when sacrifice crosses its path? Or is it the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Demon Dog from the Seventh Level of Hell

Demon Dog from the Seventh Level of Hell by Ann E. Anderson © 2007 Several weeks ago I let my children buy a dog to help them heal wounds that naturally incurred from my pending divorce and traumatic change from life as they know it. I don't know how it happened, but as per usual, I managed to help... Sign in to see full entry.

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