Sunday, November 3, 2013
Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password 9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER
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Friday, November 1, 2013
THE BEST JOKE EVER
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30", she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil... Sign in to see full entry.
A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said Sorry sir, we do not serve spirits here! Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people! What is a witches favorite pop group? Broomski Beat! What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER
Question and answer animal jokes Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off. Q: Why do... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Maxine's Take
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A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER
Question and answer animal jokes Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off. Q: Why do... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Maxine's Take on Things
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Monday, October 28, 2013
A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER
Question and answer animal jokes Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don't know the words. Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar. Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw. Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, October 26, 2013
A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER
Question and answer animal jokes Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie, of course. Q: Have... Sign in to see full entry.