Laughter is good medicine

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Sunday, October 22, 2023

Joke Of The Day

I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

Laughter of The Day

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Thursday, October 19, 2023

Laugh OF The Day

I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.” Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Laughter Of The Day

Well, I bet he got slapped for this one! LOL Wife: “Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?” Husband: “Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?” Wife: “I don’t get it.” Husband: “Worked on your ass, didn’t it?” Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 14, 2023

Joke Of The Day

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Joke Of The Day

A farmer had a three-legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. "Well, I'll tell you" the farmer replied. "One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He saved my life". "Oh, that's how he lost his leg?" the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 8, 2023

NO LIGHT, NO WORK

A blonde and a brunette worked in a factory. The brunette says, "I know how to get some time off from work!" "How?" asks the blonde. "Watch this," says the brunette. She climbs up to the rafter and hangs upside down. The boss walks in, sees her, and says, "What on earth are you doing?" "I'm a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 4, 2013

A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGHTER

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Maybe he rushed it because he had to pee really bad.

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HOME INSPECTION HORROR

A convenient lightswitch for the shower, in the shower! Sign in to see full entry.

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