Saturday, April 22, 2006
To All Who've Read My Blog-
Thank you very much for your continued support in reading, I love this site, and everyone on it, unfortunately, I am closing my account. I have a job! Yay! So, no time to post. Take care everyone, and I wish you all the best. Krystal Dawn Monroe
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Shy Guy and Three Old Sisters
Shy guy A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't...
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Monday, April 10, 2006
Bad Boy
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't get any breakfast. Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one of them. He goes to feed the...
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Sunday, April 9, 2006
More Blonde Jokes
A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through,...
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Friday, April 7, 2006
Shop Owner and the Blonde
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and...
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Thursday, April 6, 2006
Funny Useless Facts
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the word...
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Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Escaped Murderer
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start...
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Thursday, March 30, 2006
Gassy Granny
Hello all, sorry about the non-posting. I am finally connected again. It took them a week and a half to connect my phoneline, all sorts of various interesting problems. But I am back! Yay! A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me...
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Irreverent Manipulation
Little Benjamin sat down at the desk to write a letter to God asking for a little baby sister. He started the letter like this: Dear God, I've been a very good boy... He stopped, thinking. No, God won't believe that. He wadded up the piece of paper, threw it away, and started again: Dear God, most...
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Monday, March 20, 2006
Dirty Deaf Joke and CIA Training
Well, I just wanted to say that I haven't been on much, we are packing to move, and I've had medically procedures up the wazoo. I am trying to get on and comment, and post, but its hard. So bear with me. Enjoy! Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are...
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