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Sunday, March 11, 2012

MY INVESTMENT STRATEGY

When I was a little girl my daddy told me that money burned a hole in my pocket....now whether that was an observation or an instruction is up for debate....and whether the fact that my parents never regularly gave me an allowance or any other monetary instruction led to my bad habits is no excuse... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

FUNNY EMAIL - HOTEL BILL

A married couple are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Doodling Memories...Thanks to TAPS

TAPS had a great post about the benefits of doodling or playing games to waylaying boredom.....and reading her thoughts brought back some memories I need to get down now that they've bubbled up........ My staff meeting notes were always covered with doodles.....as soon as the first hand-out was in... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

THE BLONDE AND THE LORD...A FUNNY

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

NEW WORLD

There’s a wildcat crying outside……I just heard it; Or was that my heart I heard, crying inside my head? Crying for the nights gone by and scents lost in the wind…. Or for those never to come, trails untaken, moons I’ll never see. Nighttime holds the sweetest….and the cruelest….memories; Sights,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

EMAIL THAT MADE ME LAUGH...BUT IF I THINK ABOUT IT I MIGHT CRY...

ATHLETES 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

TO NAUTIKOS...FROM MY KINDLE

Written in response to the poem “To Kindle or Not To Kindle” by Nautikos posted In his Occasional Poetry blog – sorry but I’ve forgotten again how to do links!! **For some reason, I can get spaces to hold!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

POTENTIALLY VS. REALISTICALLY...NOT PC BUT QUITE FUNNY EMAIL

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

WHAT PRICE BEAUTY?...UMMMM, $200, A LITTLE PAIN AND SOME SWELLING

I had quite an experience yesterday….I had permanent eyeliner applied to my upper eyelids. And now I sit here, my eyes looking like I cried all night…puffy and red-rimmed…..greasy from the Vaseline I must keep them coated with for the next few days….waiting for my eye mask to re-chill in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

ELYSIAN FIELDS...THE WAY IT WAS...CRUEL, GREEN, BEAUTIFUL (A RE-POST)

This is a re-post I'm putting up to give fellow blogger Elysian Fields a feel for what the town of Elysian Fields was like when I lived there as a small child..... ELYSIAN FIELDS..... THE WAY IT WAS.......CRUEL, GREEN, BEAUTIFUL When I was a little girl, I got to experience life as it was lived in... Sign in to see full entry.

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