Saturday, November 24, 2007
The Pirates - Part 2
Muffled sounds….the distinctive clanking of metal on metal….voices, loud, laughter, shouts….a throbbing…..I realized I was rubbing my head and the muffled sounds were inside it. I opened my eyes and a sharp pain ran through the top of my head like I’d been hit with a stick…..bursts of stars exploded...
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Monday, November 19, 2007
The Pirates (PG-13)
Some of you may remember MilitaryWife...I think she had another name at one point, too....belle65 or something?...anyway, she had wanted me to write her a story about pirates, and I kept promising her I would....and I just found this on my desktop in KC....so I thought I'd go ahead and put it up...
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Sunday, November 11, 2007
WHITE COTTON PANTIES....THE BEGINNING
I got an email the other day, asking why I called my blog in MA “White Panties Chronicles”….saying it reminded him of his grandmother, and he didn’t think it was a very sexy title…even though he always likes the posts in it. I actually changed the title several months ago from white cotton panties...
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Friday, November 9, 2007
FRIDAY FUNNY - A BAD DAY AT HALLMARK
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day? (Personally.....I've always thought it would be funny to do a reverse letter - all the bad stuff of the year!....make folks feel a little better, maybe, about their great lives!!) Anyway, here's what I know some of those creative...
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Ranting
I’ve let loose with a couple of my favorite rants lately….not just out of the blue, you understand….the time has just been right. It usually actually happens for comic relief in stressful situations. I have a few standard routines I can pull out if I have an opening or if I just happen to get on a...
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Monday, November 5, 2007
Stun Gun.....A Cautionary Tale (Monday's Funny)
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little...
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Saturday, November 3, 2007
Irish Jokes......Some Saturday Humor (The last one's the funniest!)
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously,...
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Friday, November 2, 2007
Southern Tidbits......Some Friday Humor
Georgia The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would...
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Saturday, October 27, 2007
Hayrides and First Kisses
Last night I was sitting out on my little patio, here at the apartment I have in Dallas, enjoying some cool October air…..and I had a flashback….one of those memories that comes from nowhere….in capsule form…..complete with every detail, in the blink of your eye. Growing up in East Texas, just...
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Felines
Soft furry felines Coal black and Calico hues Own me, control me. Purring and kneading Shadowing every move They watch me, and stare. Domestication With all they could ever need, Is the price they pay. They sleep and they play, Passing the hours of the day Until I come home. And then I am IT The...
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