Monday, July 18, 2005
Hurt and Confused at Kroger's
Dear Khan - I'm having a terrible time dealing with these voices. I hear them during the day when I am around certain people. They are telling me to do things that I know I am not supposed to do. Once, when I went to the grocery, my buggy was pushed into a large display of pork and beans by a woman...
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Monday, May 30, 2005
Hating Men in Hartford
Dear Khan - I recently had a physical encounter with a man and now I find out he only wanted to get laid. I told him initially that's all I was interested in but he should've know that my feelings would be hurt if he didn't care for me. He used me, just like the other dozens of guys I had sex with...
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Friday, May 13, 2005
Musing Metrosexual in Maryland
Dear Khan - I consider myself a caring, sensitive, emotionally available yet manly 21st Century metrosexual. I work hard at maintaining my fitness and good looks, and I must say I do a darn good job at it. I'm careful with my hair and use a combination of products that are environmentally friendly,...
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Mad in Mississippi
Dear Khan - My dipshit husband is pissing me off to no end. Last week he says he's got bugs living in his head. He thought they were festering out of his face and made me look at them, but all he had was beaver shit crusted in his rat-face eyebrows. Yeah, he lives with beavers. I know you're...
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Thursday, April 28, 2005
Perplexed in Peoria
Dear Kahn - I've spent the past 24 hours lambasting my blog site for punishing a member who was found guilty of violating site policy. I've put every effort into this, but my husband says that I should consider directing my angry efforts to something different, like assisting wrongfully convicted...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Baffled in Britain
Dear Kahn - Recently, I've written numerous posts pointing out the glaring inferiorities of Americans. Instead of embracing my statements and mending their evils ways, these Americans have turned against me, accusing me of prejudice, stupidity and bad teeth. Why do these inferior Americans hate me...
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