Tuesday, April 15, 2008
rear ended, or shot in the butt!
Picky people have explained the tightened gun laws in Canada but my story has on occasion broken the rules. This is one of them. There were some outdoorsy type chaps all trussed up in wading boots and warm coats, poaching a few ducks for Mums table. If they'd gotten caught it would have gone bad for...
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Monday, April 14, 2008
Another silly Butt Bird episode.
That's right guns gave the butt bird loose bowel syndrome or LBD or in plane speaking, a case of the sh$%s! He was just so scared when he first heard the noise. BANG. OMG what a blast and to his surprise a couple of ducks fell from the sky and floated belly up in the water near where he was cooling...
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
Butt Bird imitates Nessy
As Mr. Naut pointed out, there was Butt bird floating around in a lake(and if I want a lake of water instead of ice I'll invent one ok! ) pretending to be a Nessy monster, while his burnt bott cooled Yes and he may have built a whole summer time career on it too, what with tourists flocking to see...
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
Back to Butt bird with the sore ars%$@^&#&*!
Butt Bird, was suffering from a bad case of bum burnie. A very bad case. That missile had really scorched his scaly rear end when it demolished the shed he had dragged off behind him on his major escape.There wasn't a scale left in sight just two huge weepy blisters. It was enough to make a Saint...
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Friday, April 11, 2008
"If I could talk to the animals"...welll I can!
Yesterday, right on my birthday too, Sammy Squirrel gave me a wonderful present. At first we were concerned that he was sick. He was sitting on his fence close to the kitchen window and looking very calm, too calm. I stepped quietly out through the mud room and moved close to him. He sat there and...
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Thursday, April 10, 2008
LOLevery one wants to help with Butt Birds story
But only I have the truth and I am going to write it down for you. Slowly of course, bit by bit!!!!! Anyway there he was, poor old dragon, had landed bum side up again when he was blasted out of the sky. Head down, wings flapping, and with his legs and Mcduff waving in the air. Shattered bits and...
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Who remembers the Butt bird?
I just have to update you on the life of that danged bottom dragger. He really was born on a dark night. Y' know how they say that a person was born under a lucky star? Well I'm telling you it was so pitch dark in the middle of a blizzard when that creature hatched outta his shell(I don't care how...
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Monday, April 7, 2008
Kabu borrows a baby
Talk about cute, this little man loves a cuddle just as much as I do.
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Red gloves on a rainy day
Some things have been very strange since I've been here in Canada. I bought myself a lovely pair of warmly lined, red leather gloves. Others too, naturally me being kabu, but these are definitely my favorites, and I was most unsettled when they went missing Moosy was a loner and sad about it too The...
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Monday, March 31, 2008
Promises of more nonsense stories to come.
well the Butt Bird stories seem to have come to an end but there are other strange happenings taking place around about here. One just has to stay quiet and listen and all sorts of interesting things have been happening. Why I think there is even a fine romance blossoming between an old friend of...
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