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Bertrand could not possibly have assessed the gravity of the situation, given that he was a moron. Even still, the blueberries needed picking. The storm yet threatened to blast forth in an awe inspiring rage. Bertrand had a decision to make: Either risk getting his ass blown off by a bolt from Zeus,... Sign in to see full entry.

As Floyd Sambo sat demurely on the shrinks couch, recounting the days of his his childhood sexual abuse, he suddenly broke into tears. Sobbing in his hands, he slowly looked up to the doctor, who had fallen silent. The shrink gazed at him and said, "You must contact your inner idiot." The silence in... Sign in to see full entry.

Fernando was not having a good week. He got fired from his tomato picking job for drinking a case of El Presidente on the job. His girlfriend left him for a woman, and his truck rolled into a ravine and exploded. Thinking on these things, he stumbled down Min St chugging from a bottle of Two Fingers... Sign in to see full entry.

As Rapunzel ambled down the east wing of the hospital for the criminally insane, he heard a loud farting sound. Investigating, he looked into Room 237. There he saw the 45 year old buffoon sleeping stark raving naked with his ass aiming towards the hall. "Aha!" thought Rapunzel. "I will solve this... Sign in to see full entry.

As Deke wandered over the gritty tundra, the sun set in a blaze of red. Life was silouetted against the distant mountain range. Howls of coyotes could be heard miles in the past. Silence as Deke stood still for a moment, contemplating his long journey towards the mysterious monastery set deep within... Sign in to see full entry.

For Horace, it was an ongoing source of amusement. He frequently shit himself while exercising. More specifically, while mall walking. Usually Horace would putter over to the mall in his 1972 Ford Galaxy around 8 in the morning and do some laps. Like clockwork, the man shit his pants while passing... Sign in to see full entry.