Thursday, October 9, 2008
enny MONEY minty MONEY catch a DOLLAR if U can
Due to today's rapidly changing stock market and the financial conditions in industry, the following terms have had to be revised for investors in order to more clearly reflect today's economic market place: CEO -- chief embezzlement officer. CFO -- corporate fraud officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance the wife gets no jewelry, and t he husband gets no...
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