Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Howdy, Texas. Costner the Bush/Bp oil out of the Gulf or "buy the farm."

What happens when oil hits heat? Things fry! That's what is happening in Texas. As long as Bp oil continues belch out of the Gulf of Mexico, Texas is going to get fried. Heat plus oil turns you into bacon and eggs. Costner-up and save your land. Once Bush has murdered the state of Texas with his retarded terrorism, he plans to buy it up for a dollar an acre. Since it appears that Texans are just sheep heading for the Bush/Bp slaughterhouse, I've got a couple of ideas that might make the idea of... Sign in to see full entry.

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George Bush makes his Move with HAARP! Your Ice just killed a Storm!

It's a good news/bad news thing. I'll go with the congratulations, first. The people of the "Big Muddy" just saved the "Big Easy." They iced their sinks and ripped "Lee" to pieces. Humanity is learning that it can win the game by Just using its Wits. Chilled Mississippi river water just busted off into Lee's face for a few hours. That big storm turned into a lot of little storms, just like that. Did you notice that, little, tiny Georgie Bush? Urban Dictionary tells us "George Bush is six feet... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

The Big Muddy Saves the Big Easy with American made ICE!

Looking at the Doppler readings, I think the people of the Mississippi River just chilled a hurricane into pieces. By keeping ice melting in their sinks they just shattered a major storm called Lee. Take a good look at the Weather Channel Doppler. Humanity just turned a hurricane into a lot of relatively small rainstorms by putting ice in their sinks. Congratulations, Humanity! Sign in to see full entry.

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"Big Muddy" and the Panhandle Squeeze "Lee" with Melting Ice

Tropical Storm Lee has run into a problem. The good people of the Mississippi River and the Florida Panhandle have trapped "Lee" by icing their sinks. Hurricane type storms have trouble moving across cold waters. Our biggest river is now pumping cold water into the face of TS Lee. In the process it is using-up the storm's energy. You can see this on the Weather Channel's Doppler radar. Opposites attract a fight. That storm is being drawn into a fight with a cold Mississippi. It's a fight "Lee"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, Panhandle! Ice your sinks and freeze that 'cain in its tracks!

It would be very interesting to see what a trapped hurricane does when you hit it with a whole bunch of cold. Hurricanes hate cold! Heat gives them power. Cold kills them. Kill hurricanes Lee and Katya with ice. Cape Hatteras just gutted Irene like a fish. They iced their sinks and when Irene fell into "The Cape Hatteras' Trap" the Doppler immediately went from red to yellow. Cape Hatteras fired a shot of COLD "into the eye" of Irene. She immediately took a permanent turn toward her death. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Weather Channel returns to the air, the next day. Ice your Gulf sinks!

George and Rupert finally decided to give us back our Weather Channel. It was blocked for 12 hours. The wacko right wing doesn't want you to notice that Bush/Bp oil is intentionally murdering you. Look at the Weather Channel Doppler as the rig BushCheneyRoveGingrich blew-up, continues to bleed oil into the Gulf. You know, the inside-job, GOP terrorist attack on its own rig in order to murder humanity. Yes, sorry, that includes you, too. The really bad news is that George and his terrorist... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Hey, Mississippi River Folks. The ice is working. Make More! Pass it on...

Since you've started icing your sinks, the western half of the Gulf has cleared up. It has shoved the storm into the panhandle. You could see it right now on the Weather Channel if Rupert and George hadn't shut it down. They're so afraid you'll see what is happening in the Gulf right now, they have shut the Weather Channel down. Sign in to see full entry.

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Weather Channel disappears in middle of Petrocain Katya

I was following the wacky weather world of Bush/Bp Oil when Weather Channel disappeared from the air. Like there was something G-Dub and his "daddy" Rupert Murdoch didn't want us to see. Is it the Doppler that is beginning to look more and more like a lava lamp, that Bush/Bp doesn't want us to study. They are so afraid of the truth, Rupert and the boys have (at least temporarily) shut down the Weather Channel. Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, Mississippi River folks. Melt ice in your sinks, Now!

Chill the water in the gulf and blow that Gulf of Mexico "disturbance" into hurricane hell. Make and melt ice and chill that situation out of existence. You've done it before. This is an ice in the sinks emergency. Humanity versus weather gone psycho. Pass the word! Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, Mississippi River folks. Melt ice in your sinks, Now!

Chill the water in the gulf and blow that Gulf of Mexico "disturbance" into hurricane hell. Make and melt ice and chill that situation out of existence. You've done it before. This is an ice in the sinks emergency. Humanity versus weather gone psycho. Pass the word! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Hey, East Coast! Really Ice Those Sinks, Again! Right Now! - Jimmy Rod

How did you like your first Bush/BP petro-cain? Did you see how it "glimmered" up the Atlantic Seaboard. On the Doppler it looked like oil, all the way. Like a lava lamp. Bush/BP oil. Killing us. Intentionally! An official note here: If anyone decides to take physical action against me, I will not forgive and forget. I will NOT disappear into the light. I will stay right here and be your very own pet ghost. You'll have the Ghost Hunters chasing at least one really big ghoul on your very own... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hey, New Orleans! It's just that BP Oil from "the spill" that's burning!

So George Bush blew up his own rig in New Orleans. He had his (BP, Halliburton) people chip the protective cement off the core of the New Horizon. The rig blew-up, immediately! That end of the world action had to be ordered by "the boss." Mister Nasty himself, George W. Bush. You know, the guy who didn't put up fighter jets on 9-11-01. The guy who choked himself out on a pretzel. Now the oil George intentionally dumped into the gulf is burning in the New Orleans swamp mud. If a Cleveland river... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Did an iced Cape Hatteras "gut" Irene like a fish? - Jimmy Rod

Looking at the Doppler radar of this "hurricane of the century," it looks like "the cape of Hatteras" slugged Irene right in the mouth with a "cold-bomb." The 100 mph winds, red on the Doppler, immediately disappeared. The solid red did not return. The east coast all but cruised through the remainder of Irene. Did eastern North Carolina plant an "ice bomb" in the eye of a killer 'caine? That's the way the Weather Channel slo-mo Doppler looks. It's amazing to watch! Can humanity determine weather... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Cape Hatteras weakens hurricane of the century - Jimmy Rod

Hurricane Irene has fallen into a trap. Cape Hatteras has spun Irene into an energy expending pirouette. The cold water is limiting Irene to category one and two status. (Thanks for putting ice into your sinks. It worked!) Every hour Irene spends battling Cape Hatteras ice is an hour she weakens. Especially if Cape Hatteras is well iced. It's hard on "the Cape" and any cities and towns nearby, but in the end it is saving the Northeast. The Cape and the cold water has forced Irene onto land. That... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 22, 2011

Howdy, East Coast! Time to put ice in your sinks! Pass the word...

If you're concerned about the possible effects of Hurricane Irene on the east coast, I've got a solution. We've done this before. Make the coastline water colder with ice. As a prayer, put ice in your sink before you go to bed. Let it melt down the drain. This chills the pipes and creates a refrigeration system all along the coast. When the hurricane approaches the newly chilled coast, it stops cold in its tracks. I can't guarantee anything, but it seems to have worked so far. Meteorologists say... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Giants celebrate an all-time record's 50th anniversary! Johnny Orsino Day!

I was a kid listening to a San Francisco Giants game. It was the sixties "hall of fame Giants" against the Reds at Crosely Field in Cincy. It was the ninth inning of an, up until that time, competitive game. First it was future "hoffer" Orlando Cepeda who rocked the baseball "out of the lot." Felipe Alou then knocked one out of the park. It's time for one of my dad's stories. He was listening to an interview with Felipe Alou. Russ or Lon was asking Felipe about Cepeda's brief experimental... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

SF 49ers' slate is better than last year! - Jimmyrod's Best!

In 2010 the NFL schedule makers set the perfect trap for the Niners. They sent San Francisco into the football hell-hole known as Seattle. An asylum for the screaming criminally insane. A young 49er team with bad coaching was crushed. Then they came home to face the world champion New Orleans Saints. The 49ers lost 25-22, but physically punished the champs in the process. (More than just breaking Bush's leg). Statistically speaking, once you've lost your first two games, you're pretty much... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Howdy, San Francisco Giants! It's a good news, bad news thing! - Jimmyrod

Well before Buster Posey was criminally assaulted by the Florida Coward who "turned left," he found himself on first base. Buster was wiping his eyes and complaining to first base coach Roberto Kelly. He was squinting and saying, "What is that in my eyes?" Kelly answered "I don't know." I hate to be the bearer of "bad tidings" but that hot stinging feeling in your eyes is the oil from the Gulf of Mexico inside job terrorist attack by Bp on Bp's very own oil rig. Bush blows it up and Obama fails... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 29, 2011

Hey, Repugs! Make my day and pull the plug! Your "slavery game" dies!

Hey, Little Georgie, Your little Tea Party game is lame! You've obviously created your candidates. They are some how as stupid as you are. You know, how you broke that Royal Guard's leg with your bicycle. You were trying to make him flinch, he refused to flinch, so you crashed into him and broke his leg. Did you have Rupert Murdock make the news story disappear? Now that's as stupid as your utter failure to put up fighter jets on 9-11-01. You do things out of pure meaness and stupidity! Since... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Darth Bush and Judas Obama get a Taste of What's to Come

The facts clearly indicate that Bush/BP blew up "their own" rig, the New Horizon. They jack-hammered cement from the core's protection. Immediately, the core exploded. Our world became slimy. Oil oozed into our water. It then lifted into our air with the water as the water/oil combo turned into clouds. Immediately, Chattanooga was super-deluged into a once in a century flood. Oil sticks to the water molecules in the clouds. They drift miles together until the oil becomes too heavy for the water... Sign in to see full entry.

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