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Monday, January 21, 2013

Hero

Even though I'm a white guy Martin Luther King is a big hero to me. The things he accomplished benefiitted people of all races Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Old Wives Tale

It's an old wives tale that suicide rates go up during the holidays. Suicides are actually highest in the spring. I'm a social worker, I know these things Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

How to tell you're in love

Not sure if you're in love? Look at it this way If you'd rather have lunch with that person, than sex with anyone else, you're in love Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Buying or shopping?

When I was about 14 my mother and stepfather decided I needed a new suit. The first suit I tried on looked nice and fit perfectly. My stepfather decided the sleeves were too short and we would have to go to another mall o look for another suit. I would have none of that. I created an entertaining... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Convincing myself

When I was a teenager, I used to convince myself I had to poop when I really didn't, just so I could go into the bathroom and masturbate. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

More than two sports

Will someone please inform NBC that there are other sports in the Olympics besides gymnastics and swimming? Thank You Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Right to her face

I was eating in the mall food court this afternoon when some bigshots from Chick-Fil-A's corporate office came to visit I told one of them right to her face that I don't eat at Chick-fil-a because of their support for anti-gay groups Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Beautiful Woman

The phrase "beautiful woman" is redundant. All women are beautiful Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

TV or not TV?

Originally posted June 7, 2003 What I'm about to say will probably shock you. It's something you've probably never heard before. In fact most of your life you've probably been hearing the opposite. So sit down and brace yourself for what I'm about to say. There's nothing wrong with watching... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

My Most Meaningful McMuffin

Originally post May 17, 2003 The most memorable gift I ever got cost less than $2.00 and was gone in less than 10 minutes. It was an egg mcmuffin.. The day before at work my supervisor Ward, ask me something about my girlfriend Diane. I told him that Diane had broken up with me a few weeks earlier.... Sign in to see full entry.

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