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Monday, February 13, 2006

Timeless Words of Love--- I'm Sincere This Time. Really!

Those of you who’ve read my “bad” poems would have good reason to suspect that I’m cynical about love. But that’s not true. In fact, I’m an incurable romantic, despite a heart lined with scars from lost loves. Here, from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, is one of my favorite passages on the subject:... Sign in to see full entry.

Love Sick-- A Pre-Valentine's Day Salute to Romance And The Joy It Brings--

While researching my third (or fourth, or fifth, I forget) doctorate on failed romance, I came across this in the Unrequited Love Annex at Marquis De Sade University. Enjoy. Love Sick Up there he sits, with angel’s wings, The stupid little gnome. Why won’t be put that bow away And leave me the hell... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

What Is Normal Anyway?

Every now and then, something happens to remind me that I’m dealing better with life than I sometimes fear. Most recently, I was driving down the highway with my friend R, as he told me about the benefits of his new medication. Now, I know that R has been taking prescription drugs for years to help... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Play Day

Hurray! It’s play day! After we pig out on pizza, my 12-year-old buddy J and I are going to the Family Center to shoot some pool, play some Air Hockey, and maybe doing a little bowling. Also, we might see a movie or go to a flea market. But the big news is that he asked to stop by the bank to... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 10, 2006

True Love--- Yet Another Nonaward-Winning S/M Poem

From The Marquis De Sade Gold Collection Barring a big-money contract offer from Hallmark for more of these gems, this will be my last for awhile--- maybe. True Love Dressed all in black, with nipple rings, you set my heart aflutter. And when you cracked your leather whip, I melted just like butter. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 9, 2006

Oh My God! I'm Addicted!

Yesterday, Feb. 8, 2006, forever will be remembered by me as “Woeful Wednesday,” for that is that day I had no internet service, and, more significantly, realized how dependent I have become on that access during the course of a “normal” day. Oh, I had a brief window, in early evening, when I posted... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

Mr. Sensitive . . .

I don’t know how emotionally “sensitive” I am compared to other people because I can’t know what they think and feel. I do know that others have told me that I am more so than most. Someone who knows more than I about such subjects told me that I have strong psychic ability and that people with such... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Hot Date-- One More Poem From The Private Collection Of the Marquis De Sade

A taller, fiery man, you said, is not your heart’s desire. So why’d you tie me to a rack, And set my pants on fire? Sign in to see full entry.

More Valentine's Perversity

Someone--- let’s call her Ariala--- has threatened to spank me if I write another Valentine’s Day poem. No, that’s not right. She has promised to spank me if I write another Valentine’s Day poem. At this very moment, I am slaving away on that poem in the dungeon annex of my office. Stay tuned! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 6, 2006

Masochist's Delight

Eagerly anticipated sequel to the critically acclaimed poem, “Sadist’s Lament,” now is available for public consumption for a limited time through special arrangement. The entire collection soon will be available in a boxed set. Keep watching those infomercials for more details. Masochist’s Delight... Sign in to see full entry.

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