Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Laughter is really the best medicine, so read this and have a laugh! HAHAHA
This is from a friend of mine who has an absurd sense of humour but I had a wee chuckle so thought I'd share! A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's...
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004
If you are older than 20 you should appreciate this........................
I received this in an e-mail from a friend. It amused me, thought it might amuse you too! According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's or even the early 80's, probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cribs were covered with bright...
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Wednesday, February 11, 2004
A WEE JOKE TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR DIAL!A LAUGH A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!
I received this via e-mail. There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As...
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Friday, February 6, 2004
Turtles can breathe through their butts - what some more interesting facts?
I got this throught the e-mail...Read on and expand on your General Knowledge * Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. *No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. *Dentists have recommended that a...
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Thursday, February 5, 2004
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!! YOU LAUGHING YET????????????????????????
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr....
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TODAY IS A DAY FOR LAUGHING!!!! I AM ON A MISSION TO MAKE YOU SMILE!!!!!!!
When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, And everyone is ignoring you, You should start asking yourself... Am I TOO sexy?
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AN ITALIANO JOKE - HOPING I CAN MAKE PEOPLE SMILE A LITTLE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore." The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi....
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Monday, February 2, 2004
GO ON HAVE A PUFF !!!! GO LIVE BY THE SEA AND FROLLICK IN THE AUTUMN MIST
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher Knebel I must admit to not knowing whoe this person is, but it is true isn't it?
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Friday, January 23, 2004
This poem is traditionally read at Robert Burns Dinners where Haggis is a must! Address to a Haggis. Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang's my arm. The groaning trencher...
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
SMILE AND THE WORLD WILL SMILE WITH YOU....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe it was the very wise Mark Twain who said, 'Wrinkles merely indicate where the smiles have been!' Keep smiling!!
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