From The Observation Deck

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Monday, October 6, 2014

Monday, Monday. What can I say? How about I send a little humor your way?

THE WITTICISMS WILL NOW COMMENCE... Wipe the Sandman from your eyes. Time to see what tickles your fancy this morning... * Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened the birds began to sing, Oh wasn’t that a dainty dish to set... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 3, 2014

It's bad enough that my mouth must suffer. Must my ears suffer as well?

FOR ME, A TRIP TO THE DENTIST HAS TWO STRIKES AGAINST IT! I go to my dentist about three times a year for a check-up and a thorough cleaning. And although it’s important and necessary, it is no picnic! Apparently I suffer from an unusual condition called narrow temporomandibular disorder, where I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

You know those dogs are talking to you with those simple gestures, right?

SOMETIMES ACTIONS ARE BETTER THAN WORDS! Here’s something I came across recently that, even if you’re not a dog owner, you can still appreciate. Of course, some of these interpretations could be open to debate, but I’ll let you decide... Dog Expressions Much like us, pups communicate with body... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Sometimes humor is 'hit & miss.' Let's hope these are hits . . .

WELL, THEY CAN’T ALL BE GOOD. YOU’VE GOT TO EXPECT THAT ONCE IN A WHILE! It’s Monday. Time for another round of, well, you know what time it is... * Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John Went to bed with his trousers on; One shoe off, and one shoe on, Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John. I think... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 26, 2014

Probably a decent idea that unfortunately went straight down the toilet . .

WELL, THE PEOPLE MANUFACTURING PLUNGERS ARE STILL IN BUSINESS! The ‘ Observation Deck ’ is busy again this week... Here’s another article I found that I suppose could fall under the heading of “it started out as a good idea, but...” This one speaks for itself... Those flushable wipes might not be so... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Modern technology: a boon for some jobs, a death knell for others . . .

IS ANY OCCUPATION SAFE ANYMORE? Here’s another article I came across recently that is both scary and depressing. I know, over time, things change, and if you want to make it in this world, you’ve got to learn to adapt. But when it comes to career choices, the list seems to be getting smaller and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 22, 2014

Never fear! The humor is here! Get ready to smile this morning . . .

IT’S YET ANOTHER ROUND OF WHACKY WITTICISMS... On your mark... get set... laugh! * An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Apple in the morning - Doctor’s warning. Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright. Eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head. Three each day, seven days a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Plan on dining out? Here's another list 'stuffed' with a few surprises . .

WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF PLACE TO EAT? First, I found a list of the top exports from each state, a list with many surprises. Then, it was a list of the top jobs per capita in each state, also wrought with a few surprises. Well, here’s the next one: the most numerous and most popular types of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

People have some strange ideas as to what they use for 'target practice'

A BIZARRE ACTIVITY THAT’S STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS! Once again, my local newspaper has furnished me with yet another article that left me in utter disbelief. This is an easy one to decipher, but still a difficult one to digest. There’s also a key component missing that I’m sure you’ll pick up on.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 15, 2014

I'm here in the hopes of bringing you tidings of pure joy and amusement!

NO NEED TO BOW TO YOUR GOD OF WITTICISMS! Let’s keep the ‘laugh machine’ churned up and ready for action... * Ding dong bell, Pussy’s in the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny Flynn. Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout. You don’t have to be a sex therapist to figure out what Johnny and Tommy... Sign in to see full entry.

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