Saturday, February 17, 2007
Poetic Injustice
I haven't changed this blog to the poetry category yet. The reason is really very simple. When you call something a poem, people come looking for some sort of Iambic Pentacostal or Classic High Coo, or some such bull. I've heard it a million times: '' That isn't a poem! It's just words stacked up to...
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Sunday, January 7, 2007
Sometimes I Don't Know What to do...
I was thinking about changing this blog to the poetry category, but I just can't think of a name for it. Before I ask for suggestions, I think I should tell you what it will be like. First, I have no plans of producing what is commonly thought of as poetry. That stinks. It's not going to be an...
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Friday, December 29, 2006
Crazy is as Crazy does
Today, as I breezed through Blogit, I said to myself, ''I think I have gone crazy--as crazy as a loon. El Bato enloquecido.'' Then I began to think about that. It is a fearsome thought. Suddenly, it dawned on me: I haven't gone loco, everyone else has. I tell ya, it only takes a moment to realize...
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
In all Probability
This is no TV commercial, but hurry up and read it! It won't be here for long! You probably wonder why I posted the preceding blog entry. You may wonder the same about this one. To tell you the truth, right now I am wondering that myself. I think I'll just leave it for awhile to see what happens. I...
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The Coconut of Damocles
Well, so some guy named Damocles was tricked into sitting under a sword that was hanging by a hair while he had dinner. Now people run around using it in '' Memorable Quotes '' so they can look like they know something. They put themselves under the sword just so they can look like smarties....
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Friday, November 3, 2006
Try to be More Offensive
Offensiveness is one of the handiest tools I have found. When you behave in an offensive fashion, you accomplish two very important things. First, you offend those who haven't bothered to listen to what it is that you are trying to say. That is an advantage because they are people with whom you do...
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Saturday, September 2, 2006
It's a Good Day to Blog
Remember the saying from Little Big Man that sounded like the title to this post? That's why I put it there. Now that I think about it, maybe the metaphor goes a lot farther than I originally imagined. Drops of rain hit me in the face, awakening me. Now I have started Blogging. That doesn't make any...
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Monday, August 7, 2006
Let's Make Things Easier
I was just thinking about the year designation to which everyone in the data (pronounced doodoo) world has gone. Let's evaluate carefully: The whole reason that people started using only the year digits instead of the entire century designation was to shorten crap up. Instead of 1916 you could just...
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Friday, August 4, 2006
I Love Porcupines
Did you ever see an angry porcupine? Porkies are really cute little critters. Now I want to drive up to pine tree country and take a picture of one. When a porcupine is just walking along, he looks like a cute little piggy kind of thing with long hair. But when you come along and piss one off, the...
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Saturday, July 29, 2006
What WAS I Thinking?
I don't know why I named this blog ''Today's Thought.'' What was I thinking? I don't have a thought every day, and the date of the last entry is living proof thereof. The thing was done ten days ago. So, did I take a ten day break from thinking? The fact of the matter is simply that my thinking has...
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