Monday, March 6, 2006
Now I'm Mad Again
I'm really sorry about my last entry in this blog. I was pissed off and in denial. That's right. Denial. I came along saying I wasn't mad any more. Well, that was the denial phase. I was really tired and was burned out on being pissed off. Now I have had a night of semi-sleep, and I'm ready to be...
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Sunday, March 5, 2006
OK, I'm not mad any more...
I was mad at the blog machine yesterday because it ate a post that I spent a lot of time on. I was so angry that I told the thing off in my last post. Well, I'm over that now, so I'm putting this entry in to crowd that one down so it isn't in plain sight. You know how that kind of thing can go. I...
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Saturday, March 4, 2006
Now I'm Pissed...
I spent a whole bunch of time here putting a post together for this blog. I mean it was primo. I was going for the Pulitzer in Blogging. It was totally exquisite. Perfecto. The blog of the century. So what happened? The blogging maching puked the whole works. Yeah, yeah, I know all the cliches about...
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006
What's the Deal with kleenex?
I was going to do a blog using the word kleenex, but now I'm scared. If I call a snot wipe a kleenex, will I be prosecuted for copyright or patent violation? If I said kleenex with a capital K, that would make sense. I would be using the name that has a patent, or copyright, or whatever the hell...
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Saturday, February 25, 2006
Is Humor Funny?
Sometimes I wonder why people call some things ''Humor.'' I can tell you one thing for sure: finding funny humor is not funny. It's almost impossible. Look at some of the ''humorous'' ads you see on TV. Sure, some of them are good, but what about the local crap? I mean, you get some dumbbell girl on...
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Sunday, February 19, 2006
The Humor God Came Today
I discovered what funny is today. Now you aren't going to believe this, but funny is when you laugh. If nobody laughs, then there is nothing funny. I know, that seems to be a little complicated, but if you really think about it, how could it not be true? It is, by its very own definition, true. It's...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Forget This One
I didn't delete this because I didn't want to dump the comment area yet. The content of the entry itself stunk, so I replaced it with this. This stinks too, but not as bad.
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