Monday, July 16, 2007
My Cat Tried To Eat My Face Today !!
Earlier today I was sitting on the couch, watching television, and eating some cheese and crackers. Meeko, the cat jumped up on the arm rest and sat back on her haunches watching me eat. I tore of a small piece of cheese and placed it in front of her. She finished it in a hurry, and began watching...
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Blondes Are Not So Dumb
I usually don't do 'Dumb Blonde' jokes. I have found that doing so is comparable to the warnings on packs of cigarettes. WARNING: "Telling dumb Blonde jokes can lead to add content here My niece sent me this story last week. I hope you enjoy it. Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with...
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Sunday, July 15, 2007
Blogger's Lazy Sunday Morning
The rhythmic sound of rain drops beating against the window woke me this morning. I got out of bed, did my morning ritual of partaking my Nicotine, caffeine and Tylenol. I sat on the balcony watching the falling raindrops end their downward descent, joining their comrades in a group hug. I started...
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Saturday, July 14, 2007
Signs Of The Time - Saturday Joke #2
A Catholic Priest and A Protestant Preacher were standing on the shoulder of the road. The priest was holding a sign declaring "Turn Away From Your Present Path!" The Preachers sign read "The End Is Near!" A carload of people came roaring past the two gentlemen traveling at a high rate of speed....
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Saturday Morning Joke Time #1
Four nurses were talking about the new young intern whom had recently joined the hospital staff and the different pranks each nurse had pulled on the man to welcome him aboard. The first nurse said "The first day he got here, I plugged his stethoscope with cotton. He kept tapping on it all day,...
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Friday, July 13, 2007
The Reason I Love My E-mail
One of the very first things I do in the morning is check my E-mail. There are usually forty to fifty messages waiting for me in the regular mail and three or four hundred in my bulk mail or junk mail. I dispose of the bulk immediately.Why? I don't want to chance risking an heart attack through...
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Poke Me With A Stick. 'Crunk' Is Not A New Word
Everybody seemed really pleased with themselves more words were added to the dictionary this year. Words such as ginormous, sodoku, and crunk will now have a relegated spot amongst the many other fine words gracing the pages of the Merriam-Webster's unabridged dictionary. I don't believe I'll start...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Part 2 of Taking On the Con Men -Games People Play
The following day....( What? You lost? Go check out the previous blog.) the overnight package arrived. No signature was required which surprised me a bit.( Hmmh ) I opened the package and inside was a check. Nothing else, no congratulatory notes, tax paperwork, contact forms; just a check. (Hmmh #2)...
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Monday, July 9, 2007
The Blogger Takes On The Bunko Artists- The Games People Play
I only got duped once by a professional grifter for forty dollars, and that was due to my greed. I got a cheap lesson in con artist tactics that day, which serves as a reminder "If it seems to good."..you know the rest. This is why, the morning I got a phone call from a 'Prize Distribution Center',...
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Sunday, July 8, 2007
Would You Be Willing to Tempt Fate For Curiosity's Sake?
Late last night (Actually early this morning), my eldest son and I watched a series of mini shows titled "Devil's Trade". It's on Fear.net on cable television, and also on the web. It's somewhat of a pain in the ass to program these four to five minute mini episodes with a remote, but I guess some...
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