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Friday, October 21, 2005

Humorous quotes about diet and exercise....................................

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. –Mark Twain Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. –Robert Orben The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. –Erma Bombeck And: In two decades... Sign in to see full entry.

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