Wednesday, October 26, 2005
QUOTES FROM INDUHVIDUALS...................................................
Courtesy again of Scott Adams' newsletter..... "It's so cold I'm getting goose nipples!" “I'm as full of vinegar as a Christmas turkey.” “You can stop kicking this dead whale down the beach and find another hobby horse to beat to death.” "One man's trash is another man's garbage." “I think I was...
Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Quotes on Aging--the last one is my favorite...............................
An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. –Agatha Christie who was married to one. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself. – Unknown And: It takes about ten years to get used to how old...
Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Humorous quotes about diet and exercise....................................
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. –Mark Twain Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. –Robert Orben The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. –Erma Bombeck And: In two decades...
Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT...............................................
I have just spent the past half-hour in a heated discussion with an acquaintance about copyright infringement. The discussion came up because the man’s daughter just returned from overseas where she purchased a large number of pirated DVD’s. These include movies currently in theaters. I would not...
Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 1, 2005
WHAT A HORRIBLE REVELATION!................................................
I am writing verses of congratulations for the birth of a new baby girl. I had just finished the ones for a new baby boy. As I often do when writing rhymned verse, I look up poems written about certain topics to spark an idea or to see how a poet used a turn of phrase. When I did a search on poems...
Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
HOW DO YOU HANDLE A BLOGIT MAN?............................................
With latex gloves, anti-fungal ointment, and large doses of amoxicillin. You gotta love the men of Blogit. They are a diverse group. There is a man for every need. No matter what mood I’m in, or what mood I’m trying to get out of, there is a Blogit man here willing to assist me. Let me explain:...
Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 4, 2005
I WILL NEVER HAVE A 50TH ANNIVERSARY--DO I CARE?...........................
I have spent today writing 50th Anniversary cards--and it has struck me yet again that I will never have a 25th or 50th anniversary. At almost 47, my prospects for ever getting married again are slim--despite the fact that I have been with Jake off and on for three years. I am not ever going to...
Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 1, 2005
KNOW-IT-ALL'S WHO KNOW NOTHING.............................................
I have no patience for close-minded people. Jake's daughter is one of them, and listening to her rail about having to read a portion of the Bible as part of her summer reading requirements pissed me off. You see, she claims to be an atheist. She does so purely because her boyfriend is one--I know...
Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 29, 2005
SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FOOT HERE...........................................
Okay - I am about to bury myself and take what is probably an unpopular stance at this juncture--that of devil's advocate. Let's consider for a moment that we are not all privy to all of the sordid details regarding the banning of The Whamenator, and that, as Shaycom has stated in their response in...
Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
WHERE HAVE ALL THE WHAMMIE'S GONE?.........................................
So I'm sitting here working on another batch of general birthday greetings, and I get an e-mail from Whammie and from TBGroucho (Teej) that the Whamenator has been nuked from Blogit. I rush over here, of course, to say my piece. Blogit is not Blogit without the Whamenator. She is one of the main...
Sign in to see full entry.
