Brain Cake

Gas Prices? Ass Prices? Beans are a wondeful food. Nutritious and deadly. I drink mass amounts if beer obviously. Don't mix these two psychotic bastards together or you will pay with farts. Hot steamy silent ones-Egg of Death The Splatter-Juicy and unforgiving to your undies Machine gunner-Usually... Sign in to see full entry.

Ummm!!! Beer!!! Yeah Homer from the Simpsons. I'ts not that I have been to sickly drunk to continue to write it is just that I quit using Bloggit for a few months. I do have a drinking problem. I am on my 8th beer of the night. I work all day none the less. I wake at 6:50 every morning. I arrive at... Sign in to see full entry.

More than smoking and drinking. Yeah it is such an awesome feeling to feel my Miller Lite in hand. Umm. Don't get into this I will more than likely have a heart attack before thirty years of age. Mediate your shit. Don't get into this madness. Don't let your head become engulfed in the Irish pride... Sign in to see full entry.

Well I can hardly even write. Yesterday I did great, no beer. So much to my intro. Today was different, and yet it was actually the same. Maybe this will help someone, maybe not. I'm 23. I'm drunk. This happens all to often, and if what I write makes no sense or else spelled wrong, you know why. I... Sign in to see full entry.