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Thursday, December 29, 2005

I love my employees, one stapled his finger today!

Ah yes the wonderful employees that I have. They really are good guys. Today one of them was talking on his cell phone while messing around with the stapler. If you knew these guys you could tell this was not a good combination. So he all of a sudden screams and tells the other dude on the phone... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Music For The Mass

The Bands I love: (no particular order) Acid Bath, Metallica, Voivod, EMF, Jesus Jones, Flesh Parade, Tiamat, Raunchy, Mnemic, The Devin Townsend Band, Horse The Band, Origin, Deicide, Ministry, Radiation 4, Dope, Scarve, Red Hot Chili Peppers, VNV Nation, Pain, My Dying Bride, Emperor, Death,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Soju talkin to me heh?

I miss drinking some Soju in South Korea, that stuff was awesome. Absinthe is pretty good as well. Now I'm drinking some Natural Light, oh joy! I wonder what color really is. You ever stop and think that maybe you percieve colors differently than others? For example: What I see as being the color... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Libratic Ecstatic

Just writing whatever comes to mind: These Miller beers are really pounding the back of my throat. I hope that tomorrow will be awesome. I can feel that little jiggly thing in the back of my throat getting inflamed. I love whiskey. I love beer. I wish that I was on Fear Factor, I would eat bugs and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Hooray for Georgian Dude!

Yeah I live in Georgia. Nice state, not my favorite at all. I wish that I was in Florida again. I miss the beach. I know that Georgia has the beach but it is different, more swamp like. I like the swamp yet I would not want to swim in it. I bought a truck a while back, about a year ago. A 1979 F-250... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

My beautiful women Death-Card and baby girl! Like Father Like Daughter! She is Beautiful! Sign in to see full entry.

Wet Ones!

My wife is in our bathroom taking a shower. I had to go have a poop moment. So, rather than use the toilet while she is taking a shower, I figured to go to the other one down the hall. I began the man dump. I didn't even stop to think about the fact that we had run out of toilet paper. The last... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 19, 2005

666 Bombs a Blasting

I hope that this fear of the end of the world goes away. All day every day you hear of the new Crusades these Holy Wars...The Punishment Due (sorry had to throw that in their, Megadeth rules) We made it through many many shitty wars as human beings. I would have thought it was the end of the world... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

The Only Thing Goth is my Penis

It does kind of resemble a church tower thingy I guess. All veiny and standing at attention. No cross upon the top of it, just a weird jizz releasing piss spraying slit. Not Gothic, just a mother fucking psychotic metal freak! Carry on Genghis Tron! Yes I love Type O and the October Rust, but they... Sign in to see full entry.

I just informed myself of the similartity of this blog name and and...

stupid damn thing made me stop more space left Anyway I just informed myself of the similarity of this blog name and a stupid shitty nasty alcohol beverage. I love beer damn it damn shit fuck! Hippnotic alcohlol beverage can suck my sack change of blog title- HippNasty Sign in to see full entry.

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