Enigmatic Static

Sack O'Nuts. Only two of them. I work for an oil change company. I manage a store for this company (No not Jiffy Lube) better. None the less I have Balls!!! They stick to my fucking legs. My Nuts shrivel when I am cold. I live in a warmer part of the States and I most often wish that I had roll-on... Sign in to see full entry.

I love a good 'Ol Queef. I am like a dog. I am a dog. I love the smell of my wifes Private area. UMMMM!! Yum, freaking Yum. I can eat camel all day. Uh-Oh some air got in their. She tells me to cover my ears and I just kind of hold them at my ears. Then the explosion of juices! AHHH! I love it. Any... Sign in to see full entry.

Ever wonder if you could take something like a tupper ware container and store a poot in it? I'm sure it probably won't work. I would be all evil and shit and ever so slightly lift the corner of the box and stick it to my bung. I'd wanna wait till I had one of them hot silent ones, they smell the... Sign in to see full entry.

Upon Request..... From My only true fan..... FREESTYLE!!!!! I will cut and then this reems mine butt and I cry why should I try to feel like I am a man? Odds and Evens how many Stevens could I know that are my best dude? As I flick the mucous from my hand I have an oblivious grin drooling on my... Sign in to see full entry.

six hundred and sixty five years ago I had a promise to keep. Hah! I'm a liar! I wasn't even alive four hundred years ago. what was I thinking. I am a freak of freaking nature freaky deaky sneeky peeky dumb ass monkey living on this rock shaped not like a... Sign in to see full entry.

Mer Man and his dog! What kind of dog would this be a Mer-dog a Mog? Who gives a shit I am Insane and Insane is Love of Life. I will never be normal. Skeletor would take it for a walk and it would have a fish bowl on it's head so it could breath. Mer-doggie treats would be fresh packed in air. I... Sign in to see full entry.

I hail to thee game genie. You changed mario in ways unimaginable. You have ruined my life, and I want to kill you game genie. You control the 8 bit world you manipulate all that is Zelda and MegaMan. He is my hero that little android man will save the day. I need to get a tattoo of the little blue... Sign in to see full entry.

I love you Nintendo I'm sorry. I will insert my cartridge into your deck. Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Shit! I'm running around the house with my ding dang dong dingus dickly prickly swinging and swaying in the musty air. Awesome you can see the yellow in the atmosphere. To many nicotine sticks and a prick. I strap on the power glove and let my nuts mash on the controller while I sway in the wind... Sign in to see full entry.

Depression=Depression Nothing makes you feel worse than knowing how ugly you are. Nothing makes you feel worse than knowing how little you actually have. Nothing makes you feel worse than knowing that you are depressed. It's human nature to want the shit out of some things. You want to have a better... Sign in to see full entry.