Enigmatic Static

Everything and everyway, what the freakin hell? Feel this conundrum of this. My feet touch the floor. My pee is shot into the toilet and it touches the water. My brain is touching my skull. My arms are feeling my arms. I have a doubt. I am insane. So this time I watch as the fire bursts from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Damn you vile little bottle of Robo for making me feel like I am going to die the next day. I forget about time when I chug you. I See wierd little metal orbs bouncing on top of one another in my friends eye. To much for me Mr. Tussin. I love your Jager like aroma, I fall asleep and get some stank... Sign in to see full entry.

Everyone wants a Blog. You're going to love a Blog. Whatever happened to Ren and Stimpy? Where Is IT MAN? What about Beavis and Butthead? Makes me wonder about our culture just a little bit. We made these shows out to be the devil. We have now had South Park for years and it is way, way more... Sign in to see full entry.

My Ugly Face here to see! Yeah that is my fat Mr. Potato head thingy in the picture. The one of Death-Card and me is kind of nice. Poop on! http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Picture.aspx/Hippie/hippie http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Picture.aspx/Hippie/poo I am ugly as hell aren't I? Little Fat Bald Irish... Sign in to see full entry.

I keep tonguing them, trying to free them. Like I just ate a sandwhich and they are writhing around in their. My eyeball explodes erupting with juices. My brain begins to seep out the new cavity created in my skull. Ploping and secreting nerve endings, keeping it attached. My tongue begins to split... Sign in to see full entry.

I stay up late and do the Conga to that song...."I'm a model and you'll know what I mean as I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, OOOHHHH on the catwalk. Women have it made I'm telling yah. Sexually anyway. Yeah Yeah, dudes got his hand or anything wet and hot that he can stick it... Sign in to see full entry.

I am so small. I don't just crawl. Sometimes something makes me crazy. Other times I'm just lazy. I the little fish in the Ocean. I feel this emotion. We all live in a vast universe and are like ants in an ocean. I have not taken a dump for two days. This is not good. I will just end up blasting my... Sign in to see full entry.

This is no war. War is a horrible thing to be involved with. I am. I will stop and enjoy life today. I am alive. I need to keep a pace with life. I am truly a good person at heart. I make mistakes, I am human. Slow down this anger and take it over. Being angry at silly little things is like getting... Sign in to see full entry.

INSPIRED BY THE BIGWIGS OF BLOGIT: Have you ever read a blog that is so ego driven it just wasted your time? I hate that. You know I don't think that anyone ever truly matures. They talk in a distinguished voice and yet you can still see the braggart within. I feel that I am a grown man. I work full... Sign in to see full entry.

Stick them on the pole and get in postion. Yes it's finger lickin. I am shitty at rhyme. And now it's Pop Rocks Time! It's a magic trick every magician should now before waving around his wand. So put that olive in the martini like James Bond. I'm dumb! Sign in to see full entry.