Wednesday, September 21, 2005
5 Things I like about Texasowhat...
I like to drive in reverse on the wrong side of the road. I can never...
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Seems like my Flash Light Broke
Damn thing stopped flashing.
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
I've lost my Blogit Fan Base...
...so I just got some Duck Tape, and taped the damn thing to my desk.
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Tuesday, August 9, 2005
Flex the Sheep Skin ProfalaK
Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about what elves, fairies, cannon...
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Thursday, August 4, 2005
NQ4 Player
I don't like to say MP3 so I tell everybody I have an NQ4 Player.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Don't you think.
Its Ironic that the word Irony has a metallic taste to it.
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Saturday, June 25, 2005
My black Cat Named Jack
Let me tell you something about a little cat I know, his name is Jack. He...
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Friday, June 24, 2005
Orgasms & Belly Flops
I have a Palm Tree. It fits in my hand. Ever try to vacuum in space? I'm no...
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Re: If you live life like a sock, you'll get stepped on
"What happens if you try and put the boot into the sock?" From: malcolm The...
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Sunday, June 19, 2005
Future History Lessons, Invention 4, Space Just a Bunch of Nothing, Really
Invention 4 Space When? I don't know, that part of the Invoice has a Coffee...
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