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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

HAPPY THANKSGIVING BLOGGERS

MY BACKWARDS THANX-- I'M THANKFUL I'M OVERWEIGHT-IT MEANS I HAVE TOO MUCH FOOD. I'M THANKFUL MY HOUSE IS CLUTTERED- IT MEANS THAT I HAVE LOTS OF STUFF. I'M THANKFUL MY KIDS DRIVE ME NUTS- IT MEANS THEY ARE NOT BREAKING MY HEART OR WORRYING ME. I'M THANKFUL I HAVE TO LEAVE REALLY EARLY TOMORROW TO... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

ALL GOOD LAUGHS COME TO AN END

NOW TRULY I WAS NOT THAT UPSET,AS I WAS AMUSED IN AN ASTOUNDED WAY. THAT OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE WRITTEN--ABOUT ABORTION, GOD, DRUGGIES,DRUNKS, AND AN ODE TO FARTING--THAT THE ONLY NEGATIVE THING PUT IN THREE YEARS WAS IN RESPONSE TO NOT LIKING BUSH ON A BUMPER STICKER. AND I FIND THAT BOTH... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 25, 2006

GIVE MYSELF THE FINGER???

WELL I GOT MY FIRST NEGATIVE RESPONSE FORM A BLOGGER. I HAD PUT MY IDEA FOR A BUMPER STICKER PREVIOUSLY AND THEY BASICALLY TOLD ME TO GIVE MYSELF THE FINGER. AND WHAT A BIG SURPRISE IT WAS FROM A REPUBLICAN!!!! THAT BASICALLY PROVES ALL MY OTHER BLOGS REGARDING THIS MATTER. THE ONLY NEGATIVE COMMENT... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 22, 2006

I CAME UP WITH A BUMPER STICKER

HONK IF YOU LIKE BUSH.........SO I KNOW WHO TO GIVE THE FINGER TO! Sign in to see full entry.

YUP-THATS MY KID

I JUST LOVE THIS. MY DAUGHTER'S NAME IS MARIALENA. AND SHE HAS JUST STARTED KINDERGARTEN. WELL, THEY ASKED US TO LIST HER NICKNAME AND I WROTE "LENA" BUT IT IS PRONOUNCED LAYNA. WELL, THEY SENSED THEY MIGHT BE WRONG SOMEHOW-I GUESS SHE WASN'T RESPONDING TO WHATEVER THEY WERE CALLING HER. SO THE... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Holy POO -3 pages of comments!!!

This is too cool. The other night,I went into center city in Philly and plastered one of my poems all over the place at like 3 am. It's the one called open your eyes. Why? who knows? It makes people have more compassion. I have a friend who thought twice about being unkind to another human the other... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 9, 2005

okay so I'm a psycho

I just checked the comment page and I actually had a page 2!!! This is a very nice boost for my self esteem-especially lately-I have been in the dumps and nothing seems to help. After being diagnosed with very underactive thyroid and then putting on 30+ lbs, I finally sought some pro help(it only... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 6, 2005

POETRY FROM THE BEYOND TO THE MOURNING

My best friends mom just died and she told me she has been so sad and dreaming of her mom every night since- well after she told me that, I woke up and wrote this on a napkin while i was still in bed-it came to me just like that. Her mom had been sick for a whileand housebound they also lived far... Sign in to see full entry.

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