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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Old White and other Southern Oddities

I was remarking to the African American receptionist at the venerable Greenbrier Hotel in White Sulphur Springs, WV that my sons and husband scored a tee-time at last week's Greenbrier Classic course, Old White. She didn't bat an eye and said, "they must be so excited." Such is the irony here in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 2, 2010

The Prodigal Son Returns

Ben returned from two months in Spain and Italy. He's speaking like a Spaniard, but interjects French (care of his Parisian girlfriend), and Italian (spent this past week in Venice and Rome). It's so nice to have both sons under one roof for the first time in 2 months. Next weekend, we head off to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Zedonk Proves "Mixed Marriages" Abound in Nature

Eurasians and blended children of the Tiger Woods and Barack Obama variety have nothing on THIS cute little feller - the result of a cavort between a donkey and a zebra. This happened in, of all places, the southern state of Georgia which has never been known as a bastion of liberal Donkey/Zebra... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Just A Normal Local Guy

So, I went to the bank to deposit a few checks for my son, Jacob, and was deep in conversation with a friend on my cell phone when I pulled into the parking lot. I sat in my car, yakking, when from the corner of my eye I saw a wizened old guy emerging from the bank and heading towards the car right... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

WOOT: A Middle-Aged Zip-liner

Right now, I'm in Vancouver, BC - a beautiful, but for this NY City girl, sort of boring, port town. I spent the first day here (Tues), making the mistake of not calculating kilometers to miles, and so I huffed from our harbor-front hotel to Stanley Park, around the perimeter of the park and back to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

From a Professor at U. of Virginia on Homosexuality and the Bible

I just got this as an email forward and thought I'd share it with my blogit friends, though wasn't sure whether it should be in Religion or Humor. But it made me laugh, so humor it is. I am now on the lookout for Canadian slaves: In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

I'm not a huge opera buff, but this will make you smile...

Life should have more moments like this. On Saturday, April 24th, over 30 members of the Opera Company of Philadelphia Chorus and principal cast members from the upcoming production of La Traviata converged on the Reading Terminal Market Italian Festival. Wearing street clothes and blending in with... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Feathering My Empty Nest

Jacob effectively had his last day of High School today. He's set with college plans, had his 2 month study-trip to Israel with his class and came home at the end of March to work on an Independent Project (this is High School speak for Senior Slump with benefits). Today, he presented his project to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

My son, the Midnight Knitter

So, Ben decided to do some middle of the night knitting projects around campus and film it for his English class. Here's the video! Have fun. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Name Dropping

Lost is coming on soon, so I have to make this quick. Yes, I'm one of those crazy Lost fans who really doesn't care if the whole thing ends up making no sense at all. I'm used to quirkiness and ambiguity. There's a lot of that going on around here in Stamford, CT. Well, perhaps not ambiguity - but... Sign in to see full entry.

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