Too Many People, Too Many Problems, Not Enough Soap To Go Around...
...I call on the mighty Captain to come to us now, to manifest the obvious, bring us truth, bring us justice and bring us a couple extra bars of soap...SHHHHHAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAMMMM! "Cough, cough. Now what is it?" Cap'n, we're having trouble understanding why our once mighty nation is... Sign in to see full entry.