The Continuing Adventures of ... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!

Sunday, February 6, 2005

Captain Obvious To The Rescue: American Conservative Editor Speaks!

And makes it clear that these guys naively assumed that BushCo wanted to strengthen America for all time to come. Read it here. Whaddya think, Cap'n? It was hard work, little buddy, but we may be breaking through Conservative myopia and waking people up! Thanks, Captain! You're welcome! Up, up, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Too Many People, Too Many Problems, Not Enough Soap To Go Around...

...I call on the mighty Captain to come to us now, to manifest the obvious, bring us truth, bring us justice and bring us a couple extra bars of soap...SHHHHHAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAMMMM! "Cough, cough. Now what is it?" Cap'n, we're having trouble understanding why our once mighty nation is... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Gay Rights Are All Wrong!!

...said the ego with the voice of authority. I call on Captain Obvious to reveal truth and maybe a donut and a cup of coffee, because I am starving and could use some caffeine. "No donuts. Sorry. Coffee is poison. If you're tired, sleep." Damn. So what's the urgency, Cap'n? Why am I so amped? "Two... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Gay Rights Are All Wrong...

...said the ego with the voice of authority. I call on Captain Obvious to reveal truth and maybe a donut and a cup of coffee, because I am starving and could use some caffeine. "No donuts. Sorry. Coffee is poison. If you're tired, sleep." Damn. So what's the urgency, Cap'n? Why am I so amped? "Two... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Pleasure CAUSES Pain...and Pregnancy

Lurking behind the sneers and jeers of every human being pointing their fingers in disgust at religious fundamentalists is the truth that all of us are all too familiar with. Sex is bad. Sex is dirty. Sex leads to demoralization. Sex leads to addiction. Sex is not the answer. Sex is not about love.... Sign in to see full entry.

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