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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Inscriptions Found On Ancient Canopic Jars...

"When they told me to go ahead and spill my guts, I thought they were only kidding." "I don't know what's wrong with me; I just feel really 'out' of it..." "Word to the wise: don't wear your heart out on your sleeve..." "This guy's got real guts." "Canned peaches" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

It wasn't my day today...

...but tomorrow will be. And, besides...they can't ALL be mine! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

When in doubt...blame!

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Funeral humor...

After the services I went to the family dinner. There sat Nick, with his charming, eligible 30-something bachelor son, Chris. Nick looked across the table and implored, "Son, you need to hurry up and get married. I want grandchildren!" Chris began to look uncomfortable. "Whatever happened to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 26, 2009

The only escape seemed to be

chronic depression or a sense of humor. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Is a One-Liner still a one-liner

If it takes up two lines? Sign in to see full entry.

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Whiners

cry when what they have consistantly been doing to others has finally been done to them! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Ahhhh...Old Love...

A couple were walking together on the path, holding hands. Me: "I love it that you're holding hands!" She: "We've been holding hands for sixty years!" He: "At our age, we HAVE to in order to stay upright!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Clever...very clever.

My teenage son said to me, "I like the Cleverly sisters..." I quipped, "Oh, really? Are they clever?" He replied, "More than.....that comment....!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Something to think about...

Could someone with glamour-length fingernails REALLY be that passionate of a lover? Just how romantic are lacerations of the arms and face, and accidentally scratched corneas? Somehow this does not seem to equate... but maybe it's just me...if I grow mine out too long, I claw my own self....still... Sign in to see full entry.

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