What NOT to say to or joke about w/your girlfriend...(A Comprehensive List)
1. Honey, are those jeans getting tight on you? 2. Hey Cyclops, nice zit... 3. I love the bottom half, but I'd really like to see you as a C cup... 4. Would you get the surgery if I paid for it? 5. If we break up, do I get visitation rights? 6. Phrases or sentences starting with or containing one of... Sign in to see full entry.