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Thursday, June 17, 2004

Is So LAST MINUTE!

Sometimes I am so planned and methodical and sometimes I am downright disorganized, but whenever it involves making plans with other people--even with just one other person--it drives me nuts if things aren't settled the day before at the LATEST! Like right now, for a prime example.... It is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 7, 2004

Doesn't Take "NO THANKS [PSYCHO]" for an Answer....

The more I think I understand men, the more they prove me wrong time and time again! When you tell a guy no, how come "no" can't just mean "no"?! I really don't understand it! When a psycho scary guy keeps telling you to apply for this job and he will come pick you up at your house to take you to... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 28, 2004

Pisses Me Off In My Dreams!!!

I am sure you have all been there... peacefully sleeping, having a lovely dream, when ALL OF A SUDDEN-----BAM, from out of nowhere, someone in your dream does something that really floors you.... Well, the worst for me is when it is my boyfriend who does that to me in my dream.... last night it was... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Buys a Round of Beers...

Hot damn, was I excited for my first Beer of Unemployment! My coworker had wanted to take me out after we picked up our respective significant others, but that did not work out. Never-the-less, my honey and I met with a couple of friends and went out to Denny's for some All-American grease-laden... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Makes Me Swoon...

Maybe it's his eyes...or his cute smile, or no, maybe it's his.... I don't know exactly what it is about my sweetheart that makes me go completely crazy (in a good way!)... but I do know I am excited to see him tomorrow and for the weekend... Not to sicken you all, but here are a few things about... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

OOPS! Maybe It Would Help If I Said a Guy Told Me Today That HIS SHRANK!

Guess that would make more sense... It was DEFINITELY Random! Some guy I know is CONVINCED that a half an inch is missing... um. OK. Sorry to hear about that... It really is a shame, though I can't really relate. Just glad everyone and everything else I know seems to be in tact.... Ahh, what a... Sign in to see full entry.

Freaks Out (I think *You-Know-What* Shrank!!!)

Ouch... What a real BLOW to the male self esteem...!?@#$$%%&** Can you imagine, guys, looking down there, and uh, noticing something is not quite right...? Maybe just a *Leeeetuhl bit smaller*.... Man, what would you do? Freak out, I suppose... I mean, if I looked down and my boobs were smaller...... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Melts Me With a Smile and a Wink, No Matter What "Badness" He's Been Up To:

Yeah, I guess that is all it takes for me... Not from just any guy, though, but Mine! Tonight he and I went to watch the Flyers Lose at Ruby Tuesdays... It was one helluva night, because first his car had problems and then we were late to see the start of the game at the restaurant, and then we... Sign in to see full entry.

Deserves This Disclaimer....

OK, OK, in all fairness, I should really send this post out there before I get too beat up by all the awesome male bloggers on here... So I'll lay it on the line... I LOVE MEN. I love being wrapped up in strong arms, and cuddled, snuggled, held... holding hands and playing sports together, watching... Sign in to see full entry.

Forgets to Call...

Top However-many-reasons-I-can-think-of Why He Says He Will Call, But Doesn't.... 1. He forgot the game was on. 2. He forgot the game was on and he fell asleep during intermission... 3. He forgot the game was on, he fell asleep during intermission, and he forgot he had a haircut appointment late... Sign in to see full entry.

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