Do Not Let Your Friend Drink the WHOLE WATERMELON on Her Birthday...
When soaked with (cheap- aka: disgusting) Vodka, do not allow intoxicated birthday girl to tilt the carved watermelon to her lips cereal-bowl style to drain its remnants. After her "21 birthday spanks" from her crush and some normal party events, she will be home with her roommate, displaying her... Sign in to see full entry.