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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

IMPORTANT! HOW TO FORWARD EMAIL APPROPRIATELY

My friend Hugh Wyles sent this to me. It is definitely something that we all need to know, as too many people have our address and sell it already without our help passing it on. A friend who is a computer expert received the following directly from a system administrator for a corporate system. It... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Freelance work--if interested.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

On the News today!

I saw on the news today that tomorrow on February 29, 2008, a 7 year old woman in going to give birth to another girl on her birthday. The baby is fullly formed and healthy. The 7 year old is going in the hospital in the morning and the doctor is going to induce labor. Did anyone else see that? The... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Two quick stories about police officers.

These were in the local paper and are supposedly true. Damon While I am on the subject of law enforcement, I ran across another humorous story that I believe you will enjoy, and it has a much different ending. This story, again supposedly true, comes from the Orange County Sheriff's Office in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 21, 2008

5 Lessons of Life

- First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of... Sign in to see full entry.

Cellphone Use

Cellphone use before going to bed can cause loss of sleep according to the anchorman on the news this morning. They have done some study that shows radiation can cause delayed sleep, headaches and confusion. I knew there was a reason I hated those things. Damon Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Depression during the Holidays

I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline" and somehow got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was feeling suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Ouch!!!

Ouch!!! The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Hugh Wyles sent this to me. I have to share it with all of you.

LITTLE HISTORY LESSON In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2007

From Leno's The Tonight Show

I usually watch Dave Letterman when I watch anything at that time of night, so I didn't see this. A friend sent it to me, and I am glad she did, because I sure enjoyed it. I hope that you all enjoy it as much as I did. Damon If you didn't see this on the "Tonight Show", I hope you're sitting down... Sign in to see full entry.

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