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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

IS ROME STARTING TO FALL?

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. Emperor Commodus has called an emergency meeting of the Senate. Judging by last week’s low turn out at the Colosseum, this reporter knows something stinks in Rome. I’m not talking about the odor coming from the lion’s den, but cries... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 10, 2006

HUMOR TO START THE WEEKEND

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 27, 2006

FIRST MATCH OF 2006 SEASON

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. Emperor Commodus announced this past week a couple of changes for the Gladiatorial season. Many of you know of the Emperor’s desire to place a rolling roof over the Colosseum. He has encountered stiff resistance from the Senate.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 21, 2005

8 to 5 NO Parole

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum.. Emperor Commodus, having giving his subjects a health fair, now turns his attention to Roman law. This reporter is witness to an arena full of Gladiators, who have broken statutes, and now must pay the penalty. Antimatter is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 16, 2005

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. Emperor Commodus has made a major face lift to the Colosseum. Those ugly advertisements that were painted on the arena combat wall are gone. I for one will not miss the ads telling me were Merlin’s next gig is, or the Spartacus... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. Emperor Commodus, who has dropped low in the polls, has turned to his political advisors for help. There will be no Gladiators in the arena this weekend. Workers are setting up a health fair. This reporter has interviewed healers and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 11, 2004

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. I’m standing outside Caesar Palace with a great view of each chariot as they roll up with tonight’s guests. Emperor Commodus has spared no expense for this gala celebration. The red carpet is lined with trumpeters. I have not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 21, 2004

Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. Things sure have been quite around here. One issue has created a small protest. Emperor Commodus banned smoking in the Colosseum. This ban does not cover the combat arena, or the Gladiators. Ariala has been seen puffing some form of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

Blogger Gladiatorial Sports Page Well ladies and gentlemen here we are once again at the Colosseum. If you have been following recent articles in the Roman Enquirer, many of you know of the slings and arrows exchanged between these two Gladiators. The people have spoken and emperor Commodus has... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 9, 2004

Well ladies and gentlemen this reporter is back at his desk of the Blogitville Post & Comment. My editor has assigned me to ghost write “Advice on Love” column. Those of you who regularly read Dear Beatrice will be happy to know the unwed Beatrice is on maternity leave. I hear around the water... Sign in to see full entry.

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