Daily Dose

Shit happened that's made life feel microscopically scary. My feelings are arbitrary (to be fair I looked that up to be sure I was right) and they don't count in the scheme of things, what's worse is sometimes stuff gets so beyond something that's expressable by words. I didn't understand "rending"... Sign in to see full entry.

I got my first gold star on my "Leopold the Lion" story when the school principal subbed for our teacher. He read the story to the whole class. When I moved schools and wrote an essay on my first visit to the dentist, how I'd woken up from the anesthesia lying on an examination table, propped up by... Sign in to see full entry.

http://youtu.be/KcHjAUhtSrk No room in my heart to love this song more than I do. Sign in to see full entry.

I'm not quite sure where to begin. Last time I exited Blogit was around 2010, and the only thing I can say I've learnt for sure in that time is that we never stop growing up. I've made it a policy to not take life too seriously, be as close as I can to my authentic self without grossly offending... Sign in to see full entry.

Advance warning, this is an example of the irreverent potty humor in our family. Stop reading now if you are easily offended. Leone: Mom, can I have a mini? Me: Sure, no problem, what do you want me to do, poop one out for you? Alex (the husband): Yeah, a Mini Pooper! Leone: Eeeeuww! Me: But you can... Sign in to see full entry.

It's not like me to argue politics, in fact, it's uncharacteristic. I save it for home because I love verbally outranking my conspiracy theorist husband, inasmuch as he knows facts and history, I can usually out-argue him and spin on a dime. I never blow up publically or get all Irish up in people's... Sign in to see full entry.

I know, I'm going again. I must have commitment issues or something! Truth is I keep on forgetting I have a Blogit subscription until I see my bank charges, and, I visit here so little and get scant opportunity to read, so the justifications for the expense are not exactly stacking up. Sides, most... Sign in to see full entry.

Background take from the website www.TuckerMax.com I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging... Sign in to see full entry.

It didn’t matter that over the years she had made herself a pariah to the family, it was easier that way. Out of sight, out of mind, though that wasn’t always true, sometimes she bled her way back into our lives, and the pain was ours, not hers. Easier….. Didn’t want my girls to be involved, I’d... Sign in to see full entry.

Alright! No more eating a week's caloric intake on a daily basis, no more booze, no more Rowan slapping my butt and laughing at the wobble. Emptying the fridge, need to find homes for beers/beverages titled 'Raging B*tch, Tire Bite, Old Scratch, Doggy Style & Twisted Tea'. Don't worry, we drank all... Sign in to see full entry.