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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The Happiest Couple in the World?

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

I am a firm believer in the "Law of Natural Selection".

When I am in Yellowstone National Park and see people have their children get out of the car to get a picture with the buffalo.....my belief is reinforced. With every passing year, we have more and more laws, rules, warnings, and studies that are contray to Nature's Law.....the stupid genes are not... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

You will never complain about YOUR kids again.......

For all you parents out there! (This includes all "wanna-be"and "could-have-been-but-chose-not-to-be parents".) I will never complain about MY kids again......... I will never complain about MY kids again.......... I will never complain about MY kids again. I will never complain about MY kids again... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Never Do This In A Wetsuit!!!!

Never, Never, Never, Ever... Fart in a Wetsuit... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 9, 2006

Tired of hearing.."We never do Anything Together?

ORDER SOON FOR AND HIS/HER VALENTINES DAY GIFT. Are you tired of hearing your spouse say: "We never do anything together." Well, the Kohler Company has a solution: Sign in to see full entry.

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