Wednesday, August 16, 2006
How does an inexperienced new husband learn these things???
The new husband was now in no man's land.........His palms were sweaty....and he stammered when he spoke......Would he find the right words? Ask the right questions without coming across as inexperienced. Would she understand his prediciment? Be helpful and teach him things he had yet to learn? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to...
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Elderly Love...........
I was watching a movie last night when I suddenly remembered a conversation I had been drawn into with my 95 year old grandmother.............My brother and I had called her MeMa ever since we could talk.....and I was visiting with her a few months back, after the funeral of her husband of 72 years.......my PaPaw Jody. He too, had also been 95 years young..... During the course of the conversation I asked MeMa how PaPaw Jody had died......I can't describe the shock I experienced when she...
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Thursday, August 3, 2006
Do Bloggers think They're Going Blind? Clean Your Dirty Monitor Free!!!
Have your noticed that you computer monitor, after a few years of use is not as clear as it was when new? Well, that's because electrostatic charges cause micro-etching on the interior surface of the glass which can degrade the picture quality. As a result you end up straining your vision and visual acuity can suffer... BUT... GOOD NEWS! Thanks to MICROSOFT this process is REVERSIBLE thanks to a brand new JUST INTRODUCED PROGRAM that "cleans" the inside of the screen! The process takes LESS THAN...
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Wednesday, August 2, 2006
My business now has a more acceptable answering system........
FINALLY!! An answer to the de-Americanizing crap that’s suffocating our country. A short, concise message that makes sense. Every business should be required to install this message on their phones and ATM system. GOOD MORNING, THANK YOU FOR CALLING _____________. Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you have learned to speak English
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Retirement Investing???
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg...
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